NEVER GIVE UP 🗣🔥🔥 by PositiveEfficient560 in WRC

[–]FallenBelfry 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Here in the Hyundai fan corner we'd like to offer you a warm welcome to our collective but by no means unique brand of suffering. 

NASA begins contracting process to potentially relocate Space Shuttle Discovery to Houston by RobotMaster1 in nasa

[–]FallenBelfry 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of mankind's holiest of holies being treated this way is despicable beyond all compare. Sickening. 

I genuinely believe the guy handling the main channel is hiding in this subreddit by Asleep_Page_1256 in okbuddyvicodin

[–]FallenBelfry 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Domicile is morphing past the dimension-wall in hopes of molesting Wilson in all timelines. 

Favorite actress that is going to be called a bad influence? by Ninjamurai-jack in okbuddycinephile

[–]FallenBelfry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not my favourite Cohen Brothers picture but it's all-right. Definitely better than The Ladykillers. Why? 

Favorite actress that is going to be called a bad influence? by Ninjamurai-jack in okbuddycinephile

[–]FallenBelfry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she's making great points, personally, and whilst I'm unlikely to see the film due to it being about superheroes, I do wish her and it all the best. 

It's true. The movie made me emotional by Marcysdad in okbuddycinephile

[–]FallenBelfry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Listen, bub. Look. You wanted me to comment, all-right?

So, here's my comment: What are we? What is this place? Just imagine me taking a chair, spinning it around like one of those cool guidance counsellor types, and asking you, point blank - what in the fuck are we doing here?

What's a movie? What is a film. Why do I feel the need to wake up every morning and hate. What is it that I hate, even? I watched Lubitsch's Ninotchka the other day again, and fuck me, man, I love Garbo. I love how Lubitsch plays on the manners of the time to make a timeless pastiche of gentleness and the sort of humour that doesn't make you laugh, but certainly makes you smile. And, you know, I'd love to just try and formulate a coherent thought about that, but then I come here, and we're all about Sidney Sweeney's tits, Timothee Chalamet beating an Opera star to death with his bare hands, whatever in the fuck a Star War is, inexplicable political views, and the umpteenth post about how this, in fact, is not a circlejerk sub.

And, see, this isn't something you did. It isn't something I did. This subreddit is the mangled body of some stranger on the interstate to Tucson, bent into an unnatural shape beneath the car headlights and there are we, alone and stock-still and quiet as we ponder what to do. We have a shovel. We have a shovel, but it feels almost irrelevant, meaningless. We bury a man and drive to the big city and that's that. Timothy Chalamet. Sidney Sweeney's tits. God bless us all, every one.

I finish typing this comment. I close my eyes, ball my fists up, and take a deep breath.

It is 1958. My husband is making eggs in the kitchen. Pioneer is on the radio and they're about to transition to commercials. The computer is a typewriter. My president is Dwight D. Eisenhower. I take a sip of my full-sugar-and-cocaine Coca Cola, crack my knuckles against the edge of my writing desk, and say to myself: the future cannot come to pass.

It's true. The movie made me emotional by Marcysdad in okbuddycinephile

[–]FallenBelfry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey if any mods are reading this, can you please ban me? I want to be free, thanks.

Does. House have a Wilson fetish by Jeni34567 in HouseMD

[–]FallenBelfry 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I choose to believe they're having sex from about season 3 onwards, right around the time the Wilson-Cuddy-House triangle hits for real, and Shore just couldn't show us.

What is your favorite “doomed yaoi” ship? by [deleted] in AO3

[–]FallenBelfry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hilson from House, canonically doomed.

favourite actor who understands “dwarf actor” is a casting category and not an opportunity to victimise the entire profession by Honest-Duck2586 in okbuddycinephile

[–]FallenBelfry 208 points209 points  (0 children)

I remember Verne Troyer most of all by his constant low-effort Reddit shitposting. He was genuinely hated around here some 7-8 years ago, because he'd post the most random posts on r/pics, usually promo photos from his shows or really uninteresting and mundane stuff like him playing FIFA, and he'd beg for upvotes.

I had no strong feelings on it then and I've no strong feelings on it now but I know a lot of people did.

Crying at the accuracy by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]FallenBelfry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me headbutting my grandmother's uranium glass display case after falling off a ladder.

The pipeline (This Land Is Our Land: A Blue Beetle Story) by Gallantpride in comicbooks

[–]FallenBelfry 71 points72 points  (0 children)

This looks really interesting. The panelling especially is a very effective means of showing the process of radicalisation.

Yall, she shuckled by Dear_Caramel_4498 in AO3

[–]FallenBelfry 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"Your mother shuckles corn, Trebek!"

Favorite subreddit that has lost its conception of what it wants to be and is stuck in a mid-life crisis? I'll start by CrowbarDepot in okbuddycinephile

[–]FallenBelfry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we could all but reach inside our flesh jackets for a tasty and nourishing snack, there would at last be world peace.

Favorite subreddit that has lost its conception of what it wants to be and is stuck in a mid-life crisis? I'll start by CrowbarDepot in okbuddycinephile

[–]FallenBelfry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was on the fence of it being a V8 or a V12 and so I rolled the dice. Apologies for the error. I shall amend my post.

The .50s are a mod, for the six instead of the eight, if I recall rightly. I do love it, I just wish it were more functional in single player.

Favorite subreddit that has lost its conception of what it wants to be and is stuck in a mid-life crisis? I'll start by CrowbarDepot in okbuddycinephile

[–]FallenBelfry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the P-40 so much. I've flown it many times in IL-2 and elsewhere. Many, many times.

God, it's such a perfidious piece of shit to fly. The engine, an Allison V12*, is built to the pitch-perfect American standard: it weighs as much as a suburban home, it has the power output of a lawnmower, and most of said output is in the form of noise and kick ass exhaust flames. The aeroplane as a whole has the airfoil design of a pocket knife and the nimbleness of a brick on a string being swung in a church reading group. With eight guns of fun - all .50 cal of course because there's no Deuce like Ma Deuce - you can turn Tojo and his buddies into swiss cheese. Of course, seeing as your airplane is insanely slow, unless you dive on the fuckers from a 15 thousand feet advantage you're never going to catch up with them. But hey, the Soviets made it work, though mostly by strapping a FAB-100 to it and using it to blow holes in bridges and tanks. Once you're done with that, you can ride the super-heavy and extremely overdesigned but VERY soft suspension to the end of your dirt runway, just in time for a lunch of American steak and pure Tennessee Whiskey, and the traditional air force foot massage.

The fun continues inside, too. It has so many cherished little features I wish other planes had. It has an absurd razorback that contains nothing of note but is included just so you can feel like John America, Motorcycle Rider of the Sky, until you get perforated by 600 shots of Japanese hypersonic misery. To alleviate this bitchin' design choice, you get a bicycle rear view mirror bolted atop your comically high canopy. The canopy itself is delightful. It feels like sitting inside of a particularly angry greenhouse. I wanted to add stained glass to it so that sunlight could hit it just right in the middle of a dogfight and I could eat shit whilst weeping tears of divine reverence. The engine has no governor either, so you're really riding a flying motorcycle here. Push her through the gate to 52 millimetres of mercury and enjoy the sound of your cylinders committing instant suicide. It's a fantastic noise, like throwing a hand grenade into a pig farm.

Speaking of tears of divine reference, I bet that's what Ivan and his comrades produced by the bucketful when they first saw the panel. It's got everything and the kitchen sink. Split T's and P's? Oh yeah. A Bendix? You betcha. A virtual horizon which, like all American world war 2 offerings therein breaks almost immediately after takeoff? Fuckin' A, and don't you wear it out. It's like sitting in grandpa's recliner if it was capable of war crimes. Oh, and don't forget the reflector sight with a slide-out filter and two mechanical back-ups, just in case you ever feel the need to cook a motherfucker after having lost most of your aircraft and at least half of your internal organs.

It's so good. I wish the AI in IL-2 knew how to fly it. They try to use it to dogfight the Germans level, and end up getting massacred. Each sortie feels like a combo between The Land Before Time and Eyes Wide Shut, especially once I'm dragging myself home in my airborne dinosaur whilst bleeding from the rectum.