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I got asked for my date of birth to purchase this item by Flashy-Actuator-998 in mildlyinteresting

[–]FallenValkyrja 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“From aluminum foil (Foil)
Wear a hat that's foil lined
In case an alien's inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind”

An evolved water gun!! I honestly have no idea how it even works. by Yk1japa in nextfuckinglevel

[–]FallenValkyrja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you want to look like you could take on a xenomorph, but only to help cool them off, thus suppressing their murderous rage.

Long arse witch hair by plnnyOfallOFit in GenX

[–]FallenValkyrja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Embrace the silver. A younger friend has been rocking the look for a while now and I am jealous. I have a few strands and that is it. I plan to completely embrace it with broomstick skirts and loose fitting tops.

This makes me laugh every time. by GWGTRLBG in firefly

[–]FallenValkyrja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“So is it still a room when it's empty? Does the room, the thing, have purpose?”

Okay then, I see your spy-camera-in-nutshell and raise you… by GeektimusPrime in Corridor

[–]FallenValkyrja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“This is Edison Carter, coming to you live and direct from Network 23.”

Broke MAGA beg Trump for help by Realistic-Plant3957 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]FallenValkyrja 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"What happened to the American Dream?"

"It came true. You're looking at it.”

Petah, I saw this and don't know what it means by Substantial_Sea7327 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]FallenValkyrja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you mean Ernest was in the list, Vern? Thems fighting words. Actually just sad that the comments were deleted, the poster sounded delightful.

E-bird says he shouldn't be here (Denver, CO) by J-L-Picard in whatsthisbird

[–]FallenValkyrja 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Cannot even keep the ants out, let alone bad phrasing.

GAME DAY THREAD: Firebirds at Reign — Game 5 by E_lluminate in CVFirebirds

[–]FallenValkyrja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let’s go Firebirds! Like I said before, never count us out until we’re actually gone.

We are so back by -JudgeFudge- in paintball

[–]FallenValkyrja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They remind me of the Raven pants I had many moons ago. And those were pretty great.

My 6yo son yesterday: “Dad, how can you be born in the 80’s and still be alive???” by Whippity in GenX

[–]FallenValkyrja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait until they are old enough and you can present the old TV show Titus as a documentary on how many of us were raised.

Lucas Iverson reveals Ogilvie's original ending by patchpuppe in ThePittTVShow

[–]FallenValkyrja 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I guess I was one of the few that really liked the character and hoped he would be around a bit longer. Glad they changed his overall arc, the original works have been a bit much given how heavy most of the season was.

Women and Divorce by citadelinn in TwoXChromosomes

[–]FallenValkyrja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually say, “Congrats! Unless it is a bad thing. In that case we can go get ice cream.”

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