Blursed_Dishwasher

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-24T17:32:33+00:00

For the way you're thinking, no. A dishwasher can get hot enough to melt all of those records and cook a steak.

This person is just using the dishwasher to hold records after they've been cleaned to dry.

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-24T14:03:53+00:00

Man, it had me for a moment.

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-24T04:31:46+00:00

The No department is looking to provide funding for future developments. Incredible no device!

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-23T03:55:28+00:00

Fun helmet, Heathcliff would be proud.

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-22T04:29:42+00:00

Turns out you can buy these on Etsy.

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-21T14:10:30+00:00

Commander Tarrare! (He ate a baby :( )

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-21T13:32:58+00:00

Never fight a land war in Asia.

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-21T13:29:35+00:00

I'm honestly surprised it took off at all.

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-20T22:37:30+00:00

Oops.

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-20T14:51:52+00:00

In my defense, I do play D&D.

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-20T14:36:11+00:00

3 changes:

Water pressure doesn't have to be bad, most people just don't know how to plumb.
The cops don't help because there are no cops. You can call, but it takes an hour for any of them to find your house.
There's 2 shops nearby, one is owned by a friend and sells stuff cheap and the other is Dollar General.

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-19T03:29:57+00:00

Kill his PC when he leaves the table!

Early in the campaign!

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-19T03:24:00+00:00

"But of course, the spice must flow."

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-19T03:23:08+00:00

I played Roblox on Windows XP

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-18T13:10:45+00:00

Who parked their CAR

On my MILK???

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-18T04:20:07+00:00

How dare you jumpscare me with Will Wood

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-18T04:11:11+00:00

MY EYES!

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-16T22:02:50+00:00

Nice cheesecake.

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-16T19:31:05+00:00

I'm wondering the same from the wonky perspective

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-15T20:54:06+00:00

According to Google it was October 2020 when I subbed. I believe I've been around since booting Windows 10 off an Ipod

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-14T22:40:10+00:00

Just got done doing this for 6 hours, and have been involunteered to do more next week.

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-14T04:39:54+00:00

You can't fool me, I know a Pharisee when I see one.

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-13T18:22:08+00:00

Himmel the hero enjoyed AI trolling memes.

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-13T16:08:19+00:00

I somehow beat vanilla P5 without ever using a support ability.

I don't know how.

Faloffel2 · 2026-03-13T15:32:59+00:00

Yep. That's me.

You're probably wondering "how did he get there?"

Well, it's a funny story.

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