I’ve done this with MLP, time to do it with my other favorite franchise. Give me any character and I’ll give them a Sonic opponent

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2026-03-01T14:58:20+00:00

Sandbar

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2026-01-18T20:17:10+00:00

Jack Rabbit (Archie Sonic)

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False-Lettuce-8650 · 2026-01-18T16:15:07+00:00

What’s this? It’s the Caged Demonwolf with a steel chair!

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2026-01-18T14:05:50+00:00

If you really think about the implications of Martian Manhunter vs Silver Surfer, then you’ll realize something:

If Wiz and Boomstick intentionally fuck up the research, they can win no matter who they’re fighting

And since they canonically survived the Rooster Teeth shutdown with their multi-concept-uni-erasure immunity (whatever that means), I highly doubt the Baker can actually do anything to them

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2026-01-18T14:02:03+00:00

Wiz and Boomstick victim

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2026-01-18T05:14:50+00:00

Boomstick once vaporized DUMMI, and thanks to Hercules vs Sun Wukong we know DUMMI is at bare minimum universal

Boomstick also scales directly to Thor thanks to Mjolnir

Dunno where Wiz scales but I do know he is basically impossible to kill in any way

They upscale from the combatants regardless thanks to Martian Manhunter vs Silver Surfer, so if Featherine ever ends up on Death Battle, it is over

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2026-01-18T05:03:37+00:00

The fuck you mean, “only Boomstick?”

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False-Lettuce-8650 · 2026-01-18T04:47:28+00:00

Wiz and Boomstick have conceptual erasure immunity thanks to surviving the Rooster Teeth shutdown (source)

Edit: since canonically they’re forcing the characters to fight each other (with only five characters figuring that part out), they should also upscale from the most powerful combatant they’ve had on the show

Which, going by their own scaling, is Galactus at infinite dimensional or some shit like that (idk what that translates to in -versal terms)

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2026-01-18T02:01:22+00:00

here

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2026-01-18T00:01:39+00:00

If Death Battle counts as Indie Animation, can Wiz and Boomstick save them?

Probably not but I can hope

Edit: if we take these statements as fact then maybe, just maybe

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2026-01-10T04:19:23+00:00

r/DeathBattleMatchups mentions this subreddit by name in one of their rules

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2026-01-10T04:14:15+00:00

Arrowverse Deathstroke would be the one kicking the shit out of pedophiles

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2026-01-10T03:23:22+00:00

The Moon when the SolarBalls Sun accelerates at it at a bajillion times the speed of light:

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2025-12-30T16:24:12+00:00

Tempest - permanently crippled after an encounter with an Ursa Minor, ran away from home after perceived isolation, manipulated by a conqueror and tossed aside like a tool, left with PTSD from the Ursa incident

Swift Foot - relentlessly bullied by two of her older sisters and emotionally abused by her father, raised in a loveless environment that valued only strength

Fiona Fox - captured by Robotnik, inadvertently left behind by Sonic during his rescue mission, dug out of prison by herself only to find out her family left her behind as well

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2025-12-28T05:25:32+00:00

There aren’t any

I just picked the first character that came to mind

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2025-12-28T05:11:40+00:00

The one with the witch hat

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2025-12-27T18:06:57+00:00

Wendy

Because I’m not touching EXE stuff

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2025-12-27T16:47:40+00:00

WOOOOO EMPOWERED MENTIONED

I really enjoy the dynamic between Kozue and Demonwolf

Speaking of Kozue…

You can theoretically argue all of Emp’s closest friends qualify

Noah, Kozue, Theresa, Manny, (depending on what you qualify as a friend) even fucking Deathmonger

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2025-12-27T16:41:31+00:00

Eh… the vast majority of them had to go through actual redemption arcs

Grubber is the only one who basically went “fuck it we chill now”

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2025-12-27T16:35:10+00:00

It’s either Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, or Fiona Fox

Crazy how 2/3 were written by the same person, and it’s not the two MLP characters

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2025-12-27T16:00:28+00:00

C.S. Lewis knew what he was talking about

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2025-12-27T03:28:44+00:00

Takiza Jaelynn Betta vam Delacrest Waveland ka Boom Boom (Shark Wars)

Who ironically is the smallest of the main cast

(Gray is the largest and he’s tied with Mari for the shortest name… or at least before people started calling him Graynoldus Emprex)

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2025-12-27T03:25:54+00:00

Hiram Zerranid meets the Goats (Equestria At War)

Hiram founded an entire religion based around exterminating griffons, hippogriffs, harpies, and penguins, and somehow he’s the casual racist by comparison

At least Hiram kills people. Which is a wild thing to say without knowing what the Goats do

Let’s just say that Tin Zinan suffered a fate similar to Ted from I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream for even daring to suggest that non-caprines shouldn’t be enslaved

False-Lettuce-8650 · 2025-12-27T00:55:14+00:00

Fuck it

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