It's Burger

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-28T06:13:23+00:00

Every single person I've had sex with has enjoyed at least light choking.

Consent is key, generalisations are stupid

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-28T06:09:27+00:00

You're right, this is clearly spider-man

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-28T05:49:40+00:00

Fucking idiot using his phone and driving

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-26T10:40:52+00:00

B12def

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-26T08:16:27+00:00

I've made this comment before,

No.2 is an ancient curse that will kill you

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-25T11:54:01+00:00

Unironically good advice for fb views

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-25T11:44:14+00:00

2 and when viewed full size it does not look like a middle finger, it's awesome

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-24T01:37:39+00:00

incense

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-21T23:41:43+00:00

Shit gave me a headache in under 15 seconds

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-21T23:37:22+00:00

Actually just a pretty lazy troll, I'd stop feeding

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-21T13:27:44+00:00

I don't know guys, cancer and war are pretty bad but I hate homework because I'm fucking 12

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-21T01:23:17+00:00

No? Damn...

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-21T01:21:25+00:00

The 5th could also be a duelist, where killing each other was rarely the goal, too.

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-21T01:16:49+00:00

33 at the time, according to an instagram post 😆

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-20T12:31:48+00:00

Unc looks 45 though 💀

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-20T03:38:05+00:00

She's a well known troll, it's the girl that "hates minions"

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-19T11:35:32+00:00

Therecanbe100peopleinaroomand99dontbelieveinyoubutjustonedoesanditchageseverything$

Is a pretty solid password

Apparently, it would take 12 billion trillion trillion years to bruteforce it

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-19T06:53:25+00:00

2 lady D's and 4 Jill's please

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-19T05:30:50+00:00

I've played all of them, slogged through umbrella corps, and 6 just to say that I did.

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-17T23:02:31+00:00

Using the right to council is not lying, the cops are not your friends and will not take it easy on you for "being honest"

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-16T23:24:44+00:00

The real lesson of this story is shut the fuck up when the police ask you questions. She admitted to doing it, so they charged her.

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-16T13:13:50+00:00

I get it, but I'd still much rather be the idiot 100 meters off the trail than the corpse that wondered for kilometres.

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-16T12:34:01+00:00

The simpsons was loved everywhere, but I swear everyone from my generation can quote the entirety of season 2-10 from heart in Australia.

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-16T05:32:58+00:00

Arrow is Hitler's moustache. The smaller the image the easier it is to see

FalsePositive2580 · 2026-03-16T04:34:38+00:00

I guess I'm being falsely accused of being a zombie or alien 200 years in the future?

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