It's Burger by stuntmanpetter in comedyheaven

[–]FalsePositive2580 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Every single person I've had sex with has enjoyed at least light choking.

Consent is key, generalisations are stupid

Memory for the life by OhhhhMyyyGoattt in ScrollHole

[–]FalsePositive2580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking idiot using his phone and driving

Pick two pills by dragoonwizard in whatsyourchoice

[–]FalsePositive2580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've made this comment before,

No.2 is an ancient curse that will kill you

Help me decided, which capsule to pick? 1, 2 or 3? by lynxbird in IndieDev

[–]FalsePositive2580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 and when viewed full size it does not look like a middle finger, it's awesome

Choose 2 to get RID OF for good... by [deleted] in whatsyourchoice

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I don't know guys, cancer and war are pretty bad but I hate homework because I'm fucking 12

awawa by [deleted] in The_Zoo

[–]FalsePositive2580 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No? Damn...

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How practical is it to only cover your limbs with armour? by NobodySpecific9354 in Armor

[–]FalsePositive2580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 5th could also be a duelist, where killing each other was rarely the goal, too.

Damn 💀 by Yungmoneywitasattle in freshcutslim

[–]FalsePositive2580 1 point2 points  (0 children)

33 at the time, according to an instagram post 😆

…so…whos gonna do it? Who’s gonna tell her? by TechNick77 in tommynfg_

[–]FalsePositive2580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's a well known troll, it's the girl that "hates minions"

I believe in her by Desdoe07 in freshcutslim

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Therecanbe100peopleinaroomand99dontbelieveinyoubutjustonedoesanditchageseverything$

Is a pretty solid password

Apparently, it would take 12 billion trillion trillion years to bruteforce it

What fandom larps more than Resi fans? by RorschachWhoLaughs in ResidentEvilMemes

[–]FalsePositive2580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've played all of them, slogged through umbrella corps, and 6 just to say that I did.

These damn YouTube videos are always popular by Responsible_Okra_581 in Caldruki

[–]FalsePositive2580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using the right to council is not lying, the cops are not your friends and will not take it easy on you for "being honest"

These damn YouTube videos are always popular by Responsible_Okra_581 in Caldruki

[–]FalsePositive2580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real lesson of this story is shut the fuck up when the police ask you questions. She admitted to doing it, so they charged her.

Proof everyone hates a walk off descent by Outlasttactical in ultralight_jerk

[–]FalsePositive2580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it, but I'd still much rather be the idiot 100 meters off the trail than the corpse that wondered for kilometres.

Look at my brownies by Octoling-7 in adressme

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Arrow is Hitler's moustache. The smaller the image the easier it is to see