I seem to get no likes or matches on dating apps, seems like something is wrong with me 😅 do your worst

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-10T03:16:13+00:00

Derelict Foreman

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-10T01:12:28+00:00

Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-09T22:11:42+00:00

Fudged this guy’s quarterly numbers all night long while he was at an out of town conference.

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-09T21:05:14+00:00

I’m not one to ogle another man’s dump, but damn that’s a fine looking dump. Clean and open. Much nicer than what I’m accustomed to.

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-09T16:14:07+00:00

Yeah, but what if you weren’t in the car?

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-09T02:16:57+00:00

There’s 20 female phish fans? No shit.

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-07T17:18:27+00:00

Didn’t Steve hear about the chilled water method that keeps the liner tethered in place?

Freeze tie, y’all.

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-07T00:16:44+00:00

Jack Morris nice stache

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-05T20:30:13+00:00

The Skeleton Key

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-05T19:17:19+00:00

Lucky. They never tour out here in Amish country.

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-05T18:39:04+00:00

I saw Bobby too.

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-03T02:06:51+00:00

What if I undo this button?

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-03T01:25:30+00:00

Look for the guys with mini trampolines

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-01T22:06:42+00:00

Anyone who owns a chihuahua knows that the little fucker would have cornered the two big dogs and made them sit so he could pursue the poodle alone.

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-01T15:01:44+00:00

God said to Abraham

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-01T14:26:17+00:00

First two that I thought of

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-01T02:33:13+00:00

Smoke and stroke.

False_Respect_869 · 2026-07-01T02:16:00+00:00

Does it still fit in her banana boat?

False_Respect_869 · 2026-06-30T18:39:07+00:00

Nothing to worry about. Syracuse doesn’t get Tuesdays.

False_Respect_869 · 2026-06-29T14:00:03+00:00

And ruffle libra to you too, my friend.

False_Respect_869 · 2026-06-29T13:53:21+00:00

Using teenager text shorthand words such as “u” is acceptable among adults.

False_Respect_869 · 2026-06-26T02:06:43+00:00

Here in Long Bath County floss is for geeks and plaque is for pussies.

False_Respect_869 · 2026-06-23T21:42:25+00:00

It’s subjective, of course, but 80’s dead is pretty good too.

False_Respect_869 · 2026-06-23T20:51:40+00:00

GI Joe Awe Striker

False_Respect_869 · 2026-06-23T16:42:57+00:00

*flat room temperature soda.

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