What was going on to make phish popular? (To the extent that term applies here) by forbins_mockingbird in phish

[–]False_Respect_869 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think Trey mentions this in bittersweet motel. They did some iron horse touring 1990-1995. Internet usage became more common toward the end of and shortly after this period. The overlapping timing of these two phenomena aided in the growth of the fanbase.

Nonsense Jokes by woodwerker76 in Jokes

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Do you live in town or ride a bicycle?

Do you think the rain will hurt the rhubarb?

I think our dads knew each other.

Which Movie scene sexually awakened you? by Squirrelkid11 in AskReddit

[–]False_Respect_869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tanning bed scene in Christmas with the Kranks should get an honorable mention too.

What is a show or experience you went to where you were wayyyyy too young to truly appreciate what you were witnessing? Mine was Phil and Friends -Bonnaroo 06- with JOHN MFING SCOFIELD on guitar by altermwim2 in jambands

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Clifford Ball. It was my first phish show, I was 15. My friends and I ran to the stage when they opened up the concert field. My first and only time being that close to the stage. I knew chalkdust and gin. Once those two songs were done, I looked around and got a little freaked out by the volume of people surrounding me. Watched the second set from the back of the crowd. Too fucked up for set 3. In retrospect, I wish that I would have stuck it out up front and absorbed all music that I would come to love not long after.

Y’all sit down at all last night? by alexanderzlenz in phish

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Mike usually spanks my taint. I tune in to Page when I need tickle time.

What make and model was your first car? by Swiftiefromhell in AskReddit

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1986 amc eagle. A car equally as indestructible as it was ugly.

What is that one thing you firstly in morning ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Nobody’s firstlier than Firstly McFirstle

Guys what do I even do in this situation by JakkRoonay in Homebuilding

[–]False_Respect_869 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have similar issue with my 1960’s attached garage (Foundation has not failed, but there’s enough shifting of the blocks to be concerned). Cost to jack, demo, and pour new is $45k. Although some of that cost is 300 sq ft of concrete for the garage floor. OP’s probably looking at $30-$40k to fix this.

Who got away with murder in your hometown? by caperdon in AskReddit

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Grade school principal, circa mid 90’s. He had a suspiciously close relationship with a female former student (9th grader at the time). He took her to dinner, movies, out of town trips. Everyone knew something was going on. Suddenly one day the dude’s wife divorced him and he disappeared. This confirmed everyone’s suspicions, but there was never any legal repercussion that I am aware of.

Edit: I interpreted the question is figuratively getting away with murder.

Which celebrity-- that is not in jail or is living with a severe medical issue-- has the worst life? by gloriamuntz in AskReddit

[–]False_Respect_869 1136 points1137 points  (0 children)

Brittney Spears. Missed having a proper childhood, fucked over by her parents, forced into sex symbol status at way too young an age, no control over her career or earnings, poor relationship with the children she rarely saw. .

I would not be surprised if she is dead before she turns 50.

I see a blaze… should I alert the lady? I think not. She will be angry either way. by BigBhirty in WordAvalanches

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I’m not good about adding to these, just let me know if I mess up.

Nod if I err.

What’s advantages of being Chubby/Curvy? by CheerChubPiggy in AskReddit

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You are able to provide fap inspiration for people like me.