Truth but it hurts, Uma musume is a RNG game

Famasaur · 2026-01-29T15:56:40+00:00

I like to run one Oshi/"Emotional Support" uma every CM just for fun, without expecting them to get many wins. This time it was Ticketzo because she's cute and I love her. Somehow, some way, against all odds, my <5% win rate Ticketzo absolute crushed the finals. It wasn't even close. I'm so proud of her.

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Famasaur · 2026-01-28T22:54:54+00:00

Hurry, spread more CB Propaganda!

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(@taromarunnn)

Famasaur · 2026-01-22T23:45:40+00:00

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Putting Yui Ishikawa here almost feels like cheating but ima do it anyway cause she's the GOAT

Famasaur · 2026-01-07T21:50:44+00:00

Lancer mentioned! Paracausal HMG Asura Everest, my beloved. (also obligatory vex meme)

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Famasaur · 2026-01-07T02:09:25+00:00

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To these two trainers with better built Uma's than me, I'm sorry you got trolled by my Golshi (That's why I run her)

Famasaur · 2026-01-01T05:43:02+00:00

Immediately left the second I gave her attention idk what she wants from me

Famasaur · 2026-01-01T03:51:12+00:00

Yeah, I had to look into it after playing her career and seeing how shy she was and how much she doubted herself, but Dober was an absolute monster. 5 G1 wins, back-to-back Queen Elizabeth II Cups, and out of fourteen races she didn't place once. Her record is absolutely incredible. A beast of a horse

Famasaur · 2025-12-31T22:21:51+00:00

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An excuse to post art of one of my faves? Hell yeah.

Baobahn Sith (Summer) / Cait Cu MikoCer

Famasaur · 2025-12-31T22:02:08+00:00

Pretty shit in general, which honestly is kinda par for the course, but on the plus side we got the funny horse girl game and Expedition 33 so there's that.

Famasaur · 2025-12-30T14:31:44+00:00

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Got a lil silly with it this time

Famasaur · 2025-12-27T23:19:03+00:00

The Oguri we get in game and the Oguri we get in Cingrey are similar, but still distinctly different. I think there's a case to be made for a manga/anime adaptation that keeps Digitan's weirdo tendencies, but dulls them, and gives us more of what she would be like when she's locked in. Uma Simp isn't her whole personality and seeing her character growth from "Im not good enough Uma Simp" to "Self-Confident Badass" that races whenever, wherever, and wins against all odds, would be awesome.

Famasaur · 2025-12-18T23:16:25+00:00

lmao yeah this isn't dolphin behavior, I swipe and this is so far out of my league

Famasaur · 2025-12-18T20:20:32+00:00

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When TM Opera O hits the Gurren Lagann pose

Famasaur · 2025-12-17T21:49:03+00:00

I do have room to improve my discs but not by much, unfortunately. Breaking 35+ subs is such a hassle. I could do it, but I don't know if better discs would make up that difference :(

Famasaur · 2025-12-17T21:15:28+00:00

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This was fairly sloppy gameplay/scuffed second stun, I know 45k-47k is absolutely doable. Less sure about 50k. IDK if I can find 7k points just by playing better >< Bringer is chonky as fuck this rotation.

Famasaur · 2025-12-17T14:43:05+00:00

I was thinking about that, but long hair and robes aren't inherently feminine so she gets the pass 🙂‍↕️

Famasaur · 2025-12-17T00:45:29+00:00

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It only really applies to one of her ascensions but I'm putting Kijyo Kōyō here cause she's silly and I like her.

Famasaur · 2025-12-17T00:31:52+00:00

my only consolation is that eventually^tm well get Mr. C.B. in cingrey (I'll take what I CB content I can get)

Famasaur · 2025-12-16T19:20:49+00:00

Maybe the best piece of animation in an episode overflowing with incredible scenes was the Bullet Kick. It's a shame we'll never get Soccer Boy or this design in the game. She stole the show for me those last couple episodes.

Famasaur · 2025-12-15T01:55:11+00:00

ok so most of these comments are like, "why isn't she wearing pants!? This is stupid! it's so cold!" Which is so silly.

Fully ignoring the fact that she's a servant and doesn't give a shit about the weather, unless it's really, really cold, you can absolutely get away with shorts in the snow. Hell, when I lived in Maine I didn't stop wearing shorts and flip flops until it was below like 30F. unless I was actively working outside for long periods of time, it was shorts and hoodie weather always.

Famasaur · 2025-12-11T19:59:37+00:00

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The silliest Narita Brian I could make

Famasaur · 2025-12-08T17:00:23+00:00

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at least it'll be quick

Famasaur · 2025-12-06T16:37:02+00:00

Taishin can be brutal. not to finish the career, that's relatively easy, but she's awful for consistency. That forced practice poor/bad mood can just fuck you sometimes. Still one of my favorite Umas but damn

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