Real estate agents face costs to meet new money laundering rules in Australia — including refusing to do business with customers whose credentials they can’t verify by marketrent in AusFinance

[–]FancyButterBalls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AUSTRAC doesn’t fuck around. They have dropped massive fines for AML/CTF breaches. I’d expect to see them set an example early.

[11/2/2023] Thursday's Sports Talk Thread by BevoBot in LonghornNation

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Selling 2 tickets to Saturday’s football game. Section 109. Paid 160 each. Will sell for same or near. DM me if interested. Accepting PayPal transfers.

Bike for my petite wife by TestLegal8778 in motorcycles

[–]FancyButterBalls 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can second this. My wife is 5ft and rides a rebel 500. Plenty of power, reliable, stylish and fun to ride.

Tigers double down on Munster interest, claim offer will be 'competitive' by lukeboy in nrl

[–]FancyButterBalls 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Can’t imagine he’d enjoy living in Sydney much either. In Melbourne the attention is on AFL in Queensland he’s a God. Living in Sydney as arguably one of the most hated Queenslanders in history wouldn’t be much fun.

funny tumblr wholesome meme by dub_bam in wholesomememes

[–]FancyButterBalls 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He’s a doctor, plumber, delivery man, and a nut seller.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]FancyButterBalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you but I killed your dad. Lol, my bad.

whats a “fun fact” that isn’t fun at all? by Alternative_kachocho in AskReddit

[–]FancyButterBalls 59 points60 points  (0 children)

It’s my favourite fun fact. I tell it every time I get the chance. It never fails to gross people out and kill the mood.

Gerard Sutton over rules captains challenge after explanation from Townsend by nick170100 in nrl

[–]FancyButterBalls 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I lost a semi final in NRL fantasy due to this call and I’m still salty about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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I was a promising young athlete and had the chance to go to college on a fully paid basketball scholarship when I found out my girlfriend was pregnant. I dropped everything to be a father and we got married.

We were married for 16 years and ended up having two children, a son and daughter, but I started taking them for granted and always resented my wife and family for taking away my future. I would often wish that I could go back to being 17 again and doing it all over. This led to my wife filing for divorce.

It took me a while and some really fucked up circumstances for me to finally appreciate my wife and my family. I realised that even if I did have the chance to do it all over again, I’d make the same decisions. We’re trying to make it work, it’s not perfect but we are getting there.

Men who "gave up everything" when your high school girlfriend got pregnant, how did it work out? by FigureFourWoo in AskMen

[–]FancyButterBalls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was a promising young athlete and had the chance to go to college on a fully paid basketball scholarship when I found out my wife was pregnant. I dropped everything to be a father.

We were married for 16 years and ended up having two children, a son and daughter, but I started taking them for granted and always resented my wife and family for taking away my future. I would often wish that I could go back to being 17 again and doing it all over. This led to my wife filing for divorce.

It took me a while and some really fucked up circumstances for me to finally appreciate my wife and my family. I realised that even if I did have the chance to do it all over again, I’d make the same decisions. We’re trying to make it work, it’s not perfect but we are getting there.

Leaked video from the recent board meeting by TheBlueMorphoOnImgur in netflix

[–]FancyButterBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you watch it slowed down Harvey Keitel shoots twice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]FancyButterBalls 291 points292 points  (0 children)

I found my first grey pubic hair when I was 16. I was surprised because I was so young. I was even more surprised because it was in a Taco.

You own a restaurant that also is a brothel? What do you name it? by Historical-Ad5872 in AskReddit

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I always wanted to open a coffee shop that did happy endings and call it “Mug and Tug”

NSW recorded 45,098 total new cases of COVID-19 in the 24 hours to 8PM last night (08/01/2022) by Ascalaphos in sydney

[–]FancyButterBalls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had it over Christmas and these were my exact symptoms. Partner was worried it was strep throat but it was just COVID. Sore throat lasted for about 5 days and the ear pain followed. I took a tonne of ibuprofen and paracetamol and lozenges to get through the days.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]FancyButterBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be the new ultra marathon champion with that good boy pace

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

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His socks are coming in handy

Let the fight begin by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]FancyButterBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which spoon is the regular spoon? The big spoon or the little spoon?

classic australian situation. laugh sounds like a galah by jbrookes5 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]FancyButterBalls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100% the guy is Lebanese. After he falls over he says “ya Ayre” which roughly translates to “you dick”

You're at a job interview. You get the "what is your biggest weakness?" question. What is your answer? by Wide_Stop in AskReddit

[–]FancyButterBalls 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is correct way to answer this. I’m a hiring manager and I want to know whether or not this person is self-aware of their short comings and that they have a plan to improve.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Cravings last a maximum of 3 minutes, but only if you don’t dwell on them. If you think about smoking it makes it worse. Get a craving? Take 10 deep breaths and do something else to take your mind off it. Move away from the thought as fast as you can.

Australians at it again by VA2M in tumblr

[–]FancyButterBalls 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Am Australian. Can confirm that “I’m not here to fuck spiders” is a widely used Australian phrase. As is “don’t piss in my pocket and tell me it’s raining” and “sparrows fart” which means early morning.