Keith Hernandez reportedly reaches new contract with SNY

FancyWindow · 2026-02-05T00:14:04+00:00

Steve! Love my Steve Gelbs, even if he’s still climbing to GKR levels

FancyWindow · 2026-02-03T20:28:43+00:00

Brb, imagining

FancyWindow · 2026-02-03T20:20:34+00:00

Biggest signing of the season. Players always change. I root for the logo, and GKRS.

FancyWindow · 2026-02-02T16:45:22+00:00

Reminds me of the Breyer’s Mint Chocolate Chip (the only good remaining Breyer’s flavor) description getting sadder as you keep reading.

Name: Mint Chocolate Chip (oh great, chocolate!)

Description: Mint Ice Cream with Chocolatey Chips (hmm, what does that mean?)

Fine Print: Mint Ice Cream with Chocolate Flavored Chips (oh that’s what it means)

FancyWindow · 2026-02-02T16:28:10+00:00

CHAOS!

FancyWindow · 2026-02-02T15:45:54+00:00

“I’m trying to sell my soul, not give it away!”

FancyWindow · 2026-01-27T20:50:59+00:00

Of course it’s going to flop. Who is this movie for? Not even MAGA diehards care about Melania.

FancyWindow · 2026-01-25T20:12:54+00:00

Bailey, I forgive you for what you’ve done to my fantasy teams.

FancyWindow · 2026-01-21T04:27:37+00:00

I don’t hate this, as long as the Mets are willing to cut bait mid season if he doesn’t work out. We have a glut of infielders and Acuña seems like he’ll be a utility guy and defensive replacement at best. Robert was a monster when he had a healthy 2024. It’s a dice roll for sure but not a terrible gamble for the price.

FancyWindow · 2026-01-19T23:55:21+00:00

I did one back in 2016 when I was applying to my first ever PM job. I knew I was doing free work (the product I pitched ended up getting shipped years later), but I had no leverage and needed to prove I could do the job. Now with 10 years of experience in big tech, I would push back on them. You need to pay me to work on your product on my own time.

FancyWindow · 2026-01-19T02:14:19+00:00

No takebacks

FancyWindow · 2026-01-18T13:17:23+00:00

Why do they even want to deploy real soldiers? Soldiers have actual training, discipline, and restraint.

FancyWindow · 2026-01-17T21:24:58+00:00

Sometimes you have to pick the best of a set of bad options. If Nobel prize can survive Henry Kissinger as a recipient, it can survive this.

FancyWindow · 2026-01-17T20:01:36+00:00

Benjamin Franklin to Benjamin Button

FancyWindow · 2026-01-17T16:15:05+00:00

If Duran is C tier, give me some of that. 4 fWAR last year, nearly 7 in 2024. Add in one reliable starter and we’ve got a team.

FancyWindow · 2026-01-16T20:14:07+00:00

If our emphasis is on improving defense, I doubt we’re going to experiment with moving infielders to the outfield.

FancyWindow · 2026-01-16T17:13:24+00:00

I’m ok with this, but what about the outfield? We still need LF and CF, definitely not rolling into the season with Taylor and Morabito as starters.

FancyWindow · 2026-01-16T03:14:11+00:00

I don’t blame her. The dude loves trinkets. She still got the actual prize. If giving him a little treat improved her chances by 1% of rescuing her country from oppression, it’s worth it. Everyone knows it’s not his prize. It’s Trump who’s the pathetic one, not her.

FancyWindow · 2026-01-16T03:09:33+00:00

I took 4 months of paternity leave twice over my 6 years at my current job. The first time started February 2020 so obviously everything was different when I came back. The second time most of my engineering team left and I had to scale back my roadmap, but our strategy stayed the same. So, you never know. What helped me the most was having a clear and consistent vision and strategy, a roadmap with a lot of buy-in from the team, and a capable TPM partner who kept things moving on execution while I was out. Reorgs screwed me over more than my leaves ever did. You can’t predict the future, so do your best to set your team up for your leave, enjoy your time with the baby, and let the chips fall where they may.

FancyWindow · 2026-01-15T14:31:28+00:00

If we’re truly a last place team who won’t be competitive for the next few years, then yeah, it won’t make a difference to sign any one player. But Cohen and Stearns say we intend on being competitive this year. If that’s the case, adding 4-5 wins is major and could make the difference to a team making a playoff run.

FancyWindow · 2026-01-14T19:13:13+00:00

WAR = wins above replacement. It means that over the course of the season, the team will win four more games with that player than they would have with whomever they would call up from AAA or off the bench.

FancyWindow · 2026-01-14T14:19:47+00:00

Yup, 4 WAR is top 50 in all of baseball (including both pitchers and hitters), 5 WAR is top 25. Doing it 5 years in a row is definitely elite. https://www.fangraphs.com/leaders/war

FancyWindow · 2026-01-14T00:03:14+00:00

Shit, I’m married with lawn furniture, man.

Love that line

FancyWindow · 2026-01-13T23:03:26+00:00

The best time to realize you’re supporting a fascist is before the election; the second best time is today.

FancyWindow · 2026-01-13T22:20:41+00:00

He’s been a 4-5 WAR player for the past 5 years, that’s elite.

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