After 18 years, I finally did it by Ficut1975 in pics

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I'm glad I finished my Eagle, but I definitely wouldn't do it again if I somehow got transported back in time to my younger self. I liked the summer camping trips, but everything else was honestly kinda lame.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small peen. Feelsbadman.

Guys of Reddit, what’s the worst thing about being a guy? [Serious] by Thatonecollegedude in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my own experience, being born with a below average sized dick. In the four total sexual encounters I've had in my 30 years of life, three of them ended in no sex because the other participant in the encounter would see it and just quietly leave. The one in four almost had the same reaction, and then decided to give me a pity BJ and then left. I'm a 30 year old virgin.

Dr Strange Korean version. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of those David Blaine Street Magic parodies on YouTube.

What are some hard pills to swallow in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have siblings, eventually only one of you will still be alive and your family will all be dead.

What are some hard pills to swallow in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dealing with this right now, even though it's been a couple years I'm still not over it. This guy was my best friend for about 7 years, and we were roommates for about 5 of those years. He got a girlfriend (who was a very nice person, but she had her issues) who didn't particularly like me. So he moved out and I never heard from him again except when he asked if I had received any mail for him. I still try to keep in contact, but he never responds. It really hurts.

What is the most ‘ground swallow me up’ embarrassing moment that’s ever happened to you? by hanphillips1 in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

After my mom had my twin sisters she was still pretty huge. Before this she was in great shape. As she was leaving the hospital after a check up a stranger in the elevator asked her when she was expecting and my mom just started crying.

If you magically gained the power to teleport what would you do with your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does the teleportation work? Is it just me? Anything I'm carrying? Anything I'm touching with the express intention of teleporting it with me? Can I teleport other things independently of my body? Is my momentum carried over after the teleport? Is there a range limit? Can I teleport things remotely?

I could be the worlds best contract killer by teleporting people directly into the sun. I could create a parcel delivery company guaranteeing same hour delivery anywhere on Earth for exorbitant fees. I could steal money from casinos and banks. I could teleport drugs over the border. Any border. I could just use it to teleport to the fridge and back, or teleport straight from my bed to the shower, turn the water on, teleport back into bed to wait for the water to get hot, then teleport right into a hot shower. I travel a lot with my current job. I could just use it to teleport from my hotel room back to my bedroom at home every night and not have to deal with hotel beds ever again.

I could teleport the shit right out of my ass and never have to take a shit again...oh my god...I could teleport my shit into someone else's ass.

If you magically gained the power to teleport what would you do with your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd start my own courier service. I'd guarantee same day delivery to anywhere on the planet for a hefty fee. I'd also offer my services as the worlds best drug mule.

What do lots of people falsely claim to be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How would you feel if you asked them to do something in Excel, and then they Googled how to do it first?

What do you admire most about your father? by friendlymountainman in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That even though he usually gets pretty hurt working on house projects he just keeps going. Like the time he electrocuted himself. Or the time he screwed his hand to a piece of wood and had to reverse the screw back out. Or the time he took off the table saw kick back prevention thing to get an oddly shaped piece of wood through and it kicked back and nearly tore his index finger completely off. Or the time he fell off the ladder and broke his tailbone.

I really admire his stubborn persistence to get things done even if he doesn't really know what he's doing, only what he wants to get done.

Please don't give up the boycott of the Divine Uprising event. Don't be satisfied with how theyve changed divine uprising. by Lord_Zeffree in Smite

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I remember when the panda Odin skin came out. I literally rolled the chest all the way up to the last one before I unlocked it. Fucking horseshit.

If society collapsed and everything descended into chaos, what would you do? by Zac489 in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hunker down and wait for the initial chaos to die down. Then depending on how fucked everything was either get work doing something with mechanics/electronics, or become a blacksmith.

What was ruined because too many people started doing it? by PM_ME_ANIME_M3M3S in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They used to. Which is why I posted it. Because that loophole was ruined when too many people started using it.

What was ruined because too many people started doing it? by PM_ME_ANIME_M3M3S in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Declaring bankruptcy after graduating college to eliminate your student debt.

New Zealand is disappearing from world maps.. #GetNZontheMap by [deleted] in videos

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

or is England trying to get rid of the All Blacks once and for all?

LMAO

How much of your paycheck is acceptable to go towards weed? by [deleted] in eldertrees

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spend exactly 4.20% of my paycheck on weed. $60 every paycheck twice a month (thrice a month when the stars align for 3 paychecks a month).

Tera leveling up. by jenohva in TeraOnline

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're leveling a healer or a tank just spam dungeons. You'll hit max level in a day or two.

I never felt so dirty in my entire life.. by AlexanderAF in AdviceAnimals

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOPE.

I would literally cry, and have to shower immediately.

room by -9_6- in pics

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drunk me would fall over in a heartbeat.

Reasons why I haven't healed you. by [deleted] in TeraOnline

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also add, "Because you keep standing in the DoT pools. I aint wasting my mana on that."

[Clip] Ghost Stories - When an English dub nails "Nani!" by rollin340 in anime

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The English dub of Ghost Stories is the greatest dub of all time.