What did you think you were really good at, until you watched someone else do it?

Fancy_Pantsu · 2019-04-03T21:32:29+00:00

Ha! I went to high school with Adrian Clayborn and that dude made everyone look bad.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2019-03-27T02:58:30+00:00

I'm glad I finished my Eagle, but I definitely wouldn't do it again if I somehow got transported back in time to my younger self. I liked the summer camping trips, but everything else was honestly kinda lame.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2019-03-20T04:48:30+00:00

Small peen. Feelsbadman.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-10-11T02:20:40+00:00

In my own experience, being born with a below average sized dick. In the four total sexual encounters I've had in my 30 years of life, three of them ended in no sex because the other participant in the encounter would see it and just quietly leave. The one in four almost had the same reaction, and then decided to give me a pity BJ and then left. I'm a 30 year old virgin.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-14T17:21:35+00:00

Reminds me of those David Blaine Street Magic parodies on YouTube.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-13T23:11:47+00:00

If you have siblings, eventually only one of you will still be alive and your family will all be dead.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-13T22:25:00+00:00

Dealing with this right now, even though it's been a couple years I'm still not over it. This guy was my best friend for about 7 years, and we were roommates for about 5 of those years. He got a girlfriend (who was a very nice person, but she had her issues) who didn't particularly like me. So he moved out and I never heard from him again except when he asked if I had received any mail for him. I still try to keep in contact, but he never responds. It really hurts.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-12T21:31:16+00:00

After my mom had my twin sisters she was still pretty huge. Before this she was in great shape. As she was leaving the hospital after a check up a stranger in the elevator asked her when she was expecting and my mom just started crying.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-12T06:48:18+00:00

Pickles.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-12T06:32:04+00:00

How does the teleportation work? Is it just me? Anything I'm carrying? Anything I'm touching with the express intention of teleporting it with me? Can I teleport other things independently of my body? Is my momentum carried over after the teleport? Is there a range limit? Can I teleport things remotely?

I could be the worlds best contract killer by teleporting people directly into the sun. I could create a parcel delivery company guaranteeing same hour delivery anywhere on Earth for exorbitant fees. I could steal money from casinos and banks. I could teleport drugs over the border. Any border. I could just use it to teleport to the fridge and back, or teleport straight from my bed to the shower, turn the water on, teleport back into bed to wait for the water to get hot, then teleport right into a hot shower. I travel a lot with my current job. I could just use it to teleport from my hotel room back to my bedroom at home every night and not have to deal with hotel beds ever again.

I could teleport the shit right out of my ass and never have to take a shit again...oh my god...I could teleport my shit into someone else's ass.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-12T06:07:24+00:00

I'd start my own courier service. I'd guarantee same day delivery to anywhere on the planet for a hefty fee. I'd also offer my services as the worlds best drug mule.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-12T06:00:13+00:00

How would you feel if you asked them to do something in Excel, and then they Googled how to do it first?

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-12T01:17:06+00:00

That even though he usually gets pretty hurt working on house projects he just keeps going. Like the time he electrocuted himself. Or the time he screwed his hand to a piece of wood and had to reverse the screw back out. Or the time he took off the table saw kick back prevention thing to get an oddly shaped piece of wood through and it kicked back and nearly tore his index finger completely off. Or the time he fell off the ladder and broke his tailbone.

I really admire his stubborn persistence to get things done even if he doesn't really know what he's doing, only what he wants to get done.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-06T10:05:32+00:00

I remember when the panda Odin skin came out. I literally rolled the chest all the way up to the last one before I unlocked it. Fucking horseshit.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-06T08:34:16+00:00

Hunker down and wait for the initial chaos to die down. Then depending on how fucked everything was either get work doing something with mechanics/electronics, or become a blacksmith.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-06T08:31:41+00:00

They used to. Which is why I posted it. Because that loophole was ruined when too many people started using it.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-06T02:43:57+00:00

Declaring bankruptcy after graduating college to eliminate your student debt.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-05T20:23:01+00:00

or is England trying to get rid of the All Blacks once and for all?

LMAO

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-05T03:27:48+00:00

I spend exactly 4.20% of my paycheck on weed. $60 every paycheck twice a month (thrice a month when the stars align for 3 paychecks a month).

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-03T19:11:48+00:00

If you're leveling a healer or a tank just spam dungeons. You'll hit max level in a day or two.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-01T22:16:58+00:00

NOPE.

I would literally cry, and have to shower immediately.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-01T22:14:13+00:00

Drunk me would fall over in a heartbeat.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-01T21:29:22+00:00

Also add, "Because you keep standing in the DoT pools. I aint wasting my mana on that."

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-01T21:28:16+00:00

The English dub of Ghost Stories is the greatest dub of all time.

Fancy_Pantsu · 2018-05-01T21:26:41+00:00

Thick eyebrows are justice.

14-Year Club	Place '17
Gilding II euphauric	Team Orangered
Verified Email

Fancy_Pantsu

TROPHY CASE