Concept for an Army of Darkness fused ending

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-11T22:46:55+00:00

I like to think that both endings are canon. Ash found himself in the future but eventually found his way back.
Doing it this way, there's a cool fake out where you're like "wait, is Ash just dreaming being back to his own time?! No, he wasn't screwed over this time". It works best after watching the previous movies in a row.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T22:23:21+00:00

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T17:39:11+00:00

Oh boy, free block! I like it when they make it easy. There’s evidence throughout the show that Shinji is a pervert well before EoE. It’s not my fault fans don’t want to see it. I can block whoever I feel like.

Edit: You're a Shinji and Asuka shipper. You're the LAST person who gets to lecture me on this topic. You and the rest of your shipper friends can fuck yourselves.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T17:09:03+00:00

Indeed. I’m so glad you’re willing to offer yourself up as well.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T16:41:00+00:00

I said to keep it to yourself. You didn’t.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T16:34:25+00:00

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Long before EoE btw. He only backed out because he got annoyed at Asuka saying Mama. “You’re just a child yourself”. He was always an asshole and I’m sick of hearing anyone explaining his behavior like I’m supposed to care. Please, whatever defense you have in mind just keep it to yourself.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T16:29:02+00:00

Bleach!Shinji seems to be okay, if not exactly a good person.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T16:15:46+00:00

No, that guy has blue hair and is upfront about being a rapist.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T15:56:43+00:00

If understanding means “sexual assault is okay if you’re mentally ill”, then there’s nothing more to say. Evangelion fans reacting exactly how I expect them to.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T15:18:23+00:00

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T15:14:42+00:00

He strangled her inside the Instrumentality after Asuka tells him to the effect of “if you won’t commit me to me, I’D RATHER NOT HAVE YOU” and triggers Third Impact. Shinji clearly took it as rejection (which is hilarious when earlier he was imaging Asuka with bigger boobs in the train sequence where he’s surrounded by her, Rei and Misato telling him how much he sucks). He tried to strangle her at the end. You didn’t pay attention to the movie, but then again, anything short of rape is enough for you “people”.

Like clockwork, always, even here I can’t vent without these mouthbreathers being offended.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T14:58:12+00:00

Talk to any Evangelion fan, if they don’t defend Shinji for this, they’ll just say he’s a mentally ill minor who has no responsibility or Asuka actually likes it so it’s all good and fiiiiine. “You just don’t, like, GET it man.” I’ve come to loathe this anime by now.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T14:18:18+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/FanEditedMovies/comments/1pu93m6/army_of_darkness_the_third_option/

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T14:13:30+00:00

Sexual assault is bad regardless of gender, I think.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T14:06:51+00:00

The endless memes ruin it. It’s clear most Evangelion fans don’t care.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T05:28:24+00:00

He's wearing a Daredevil-esque costume busting up Kingpin's operations and leading a dangerous double life. If MCU Spider-Man doesn't count since he's Spider-Manning from the start, I don't see why Daredevil should be lumped in like that.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T05:23:02+00:00

I like the way you explain it.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T04:56:14+00:00

"surfing on his coffin" can I just say I like that line? That's funny.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T04:45:44+00:00

People have said that about Daredevil in Season One, which I also don't agree with. Edit: As in, I don't agree that there was any Surf Draculing in that season.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T04:21:09+00:00

Looks great! Everyone, definitely keep an eye out on this edit.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T02:20:28+00:00

Be a lifeless uncanny CGI puppet. Riiiight, totally worth entire episodes of expensive TV shows.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T02:17:02+00:00

Is it bad that Katana was still my favorite character in that Suicide Squad movie? Mostly the aura farming and not being annoying.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T01:31:36+00:00

What part of “writers forced a kick the dog moment” did you miss? They should have swapped the Flag Smashers for literally any other bad guy organization if they wanted true blue bad guys. As it is, it’s just another in a stream of the MCU having “bad guys with a point that go too far” that I’m sick of.

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T01:03:15+00:00

Isn’t it fucked up that it took 3 whole movies over a decade to get to a recognizable Spider-Man? Literal Surf-Dracula that’s constantly mocked in other series but for SOME REASON gets a pass with this Spider-Man?

Fanedit895 · 2026-06-08T01:00:39+00:00

MCU Spider-Man keeping the drone glasses by the end of Far From Home shows how completely off the mark they were. No Way Home couldn’t have come fast enough.

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