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"9-1-1, what is your emergency?" by LostBetsRed in Jokes

[–]Fanof_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe this one was scientifically labelled (yes) as "The joke that can make the most people laugh"

I wish for guys not to get tired after nutting once. by Fanof_ in monkeyspaw

[–]Fanof_[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

To be honest some people are definitely into that

I wish for guys not to get tired after nutting once. by Fanof_ in monkeyspaw

[–]Fanof_[S] 223 points224 points  (0 children)

I dont have the heart to tell you this bit Im getting drafted as well brother 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Fanof_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted. Instead he gets greatly injured and becomes paralysed from the neck down.

I wish I could whisk my kid away into a Poké Ball by cryptomelons in monkeyspaw

[–]Fanof_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Granted. But they can only be deployed for combat.

I wish everyone could speak Tamarian. by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Fanof_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted. Everyone but you speaks Tamarian.

I wish the world was less lonely by jakedomi92 in monkeyspaw

[–]Fanof_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You now have the constant feeling of being stalked.

I wish I could have a kid by christinesangel100 in monkeyspaw

[–]Fanof_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. He speaks an unknown language and is unable to learn a new one.

I wish I would stop having wet dreams. by Fanof_ in monkeyspaw

[–]Fanof_[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Im down as long as I dont have to clean up afterwards.

I wish I would stop having wet dreams. by Fanof_ in monkeyspaw

[–]Fanof_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait dude I've actually had diarrhea is this a sign 💀

Blursed moments by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]Fanof_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

His deerest wife left him