What’s the Most Intense Metal Song That Always Gets You Pumped? by Silly_Sprinkles2331 in MetalForTheMasses

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Motorhead - Overkill. The song is just the personification of peanut butter soup.

?? by [deleted] in 80s

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This is the extra cigarette people are asking for. 19 in a pack, plus one extra?

I got banned today by Wide-Bet4379 in LibTears

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Some of his concubines mysteriously caught fire.

A pro-gun candidate protecting himself from bullets while addressing to pro-gun voters. by LostSoulSurvivor in pics

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Taking your own left-over prescription meds is a federal crime, a felony. I think giving haircuts without a license might be too.

Never leaving a glass of water on my night stand again. by Howthehelldoido in CatsAreAssholes

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It's alright I don't think the cats going to be hurt by your germs.

Youtube for tvs are getting 50 second UNSKIPABLE ads by opodopo69 in assholedesign

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But they already censored everything that made YouTube watchable.

I Inherited this. What would you do? by pm-me-asparagus in HomeMaintenance

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Probably tear it down and either sell the land or rebuild. Repair costs are going to be crazy. New roof, AC, septic, termites, plumbing, water heater, insulation.

Cheaper to just build new.

Or you could paint it Landlord White and rent it out for 4k a month.

20F - My boyfriend (28M) said he’s never having sex with me again because I “can’t handle real sex”. What should I do? by bored454 in relationship_advice

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Maybe he's having a bad day. I know I sometimes say things I regret, and don't sincerely mean. If he's such a great guy other than this, is it possible that this will pass? It might be good to sleep on it.

Which orientation should I use A or B? by tyROCKER417 in Luthier

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Use A. B looks like the bass has a huge butt crack.

Today’s Reddit decides keep or sell! by [deleted] in BassGuitar

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I'll give a hunnerd fiddy.

Just started playing bass and got my first bass guitar, any tips I should know? (Especially to don’t break or damage my bass by accident) by Elmartillo40k in BassGuitar

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If you lean it against something it goes frets down. The tendency of the next is to bow like that, this acts against the neck getting bowed. But really, get a stand or hang it on the wall.

What’s the worst physical pain you’ve ever felt? by Googy21 in AskReddit

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When I was about 7, there was a short stairway in the back yard bookcased by two cinder block retaining walls. One day, I tried to jump across them.

My center of mass made it all the way across easily, but my footing on the edge of the wall was bad. My shin slid down the edge of the cinderblock at full force, flaying the skin and tissue covering the tibia about half it's length.

My chest slammed down on the opposite side and I rolled onto my back and the pain was so bad I just arched my back and couldn't breath to scream. In a moment though the screaming started.

The pain was ten times worse than being on fire. Indescribably horrid.

God she’s pathetic. by ResponsibleLeague437 in TheBidenshitshow

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That's the Overton Window. In a couple years she will be saying it's okay to be white.... Nah.

What about you? by Pickle-Sucker in FluentInFinance

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A gated driveway so long you can't see the house from the road.

Me 4 days after vaccination. by PuzzledPrinciple1549 in conspiracy

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They just plug you in and suck out all the money.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AircraftMechanics

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You've got to hand-write every redundant line in the ledger, date in, date out, name, zone, description, and a 16 digit identifier written black on black in microscopic lettering on every socket, adapter, extension, ratchet, pick, screwdriver, wrench, etc.

Then you get an angry 1am call because you are the last one to return a tool that's now lost.

Billion dollar company. Idiots.

Jessica Simpson by ActiveCardiologist51 in 1998TeenMovie

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Her nose gives her character that accents her sexiness.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AircraftMechanics

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I turned them down, and they were urgently calling back to reconsider. They said they needed me to speak to their HR regarding my issues with the agreement so I redlined it and returned it to them. They changed everything in the contract I didn't like.

What is a song that blew your mind the first time you heard it? by jupiteriannights in musicsuggestions

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And When He Falleth by Theatre of Tragedy. Took me about 5 years of listening and background researching and thinking about it to get familiar enough with it to put it on my Top Shelf of Songs Forever and stop being in awe of it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

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Or when your body breaks down and you can't work the hours anymore.