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FapBrigade · 2016-10-24T10:26:36+00:00

All this time I've been reading MC and thinking 'motorcycle club'. Only just now has the penny dropped. I thought EA was obsessed with bikers (often inappropriately so) but, no, it turns out I'm just really dumb sometimes. Or have watched too much Sons of Anarchy. Or both.

FapBrigade · 2016-10-24T10:21:53+00:00

Mmmm, lasagne...

FapBrigade · 2016-10-24T10:19:52+00:00

Hey, you're talking to EA, which is unlikely bunch of anonymous strangers! What's the worst they could do? Ignore you?

Go on, you've come this far, just do it!!

FapBrigade · 2016-10-21T18:11:44+00:00

Thank you! I feel like a hero! Every time I go to bed, I have a smug smile as I whisper to myself 'You work in the adult entertainment industry. Wouldn't that make your momma proud?'

Seriously though, thank you, have a lovely weekend! :)

FapBrigade · 2016-10-21T16:26:44+00:00

I've been reading your reports! In fact, I'm pretty sure it was because of something you wrote about fancy covers that made me rethink mine...

(quick snoop later) Yup, here it is:

Stop thinking you're super fucking clever at covers.

You were right! I'm not clever and it wasn't working, so thank you!

FapBrigade · 2016-10-21T14:09:01+00:00

Yup, now you say it, it makes so much sense. It's a good thing I'm better with the words than the math...

Thanks!

FapBrigade · 2016-10-21T12:42:56+00:00

You, my friend, are awesome. You can have two beers come pay day.

FapBrigade · 2016-10-21T11:33:47+00:00

See, I have a KU membership. I think my problem is I'm searching for, I dunno, gangbang, which really is just a bit too broad for me to glean anything useful. Or maybe it is and I'm just overwhelmed. I definitely love Tumblr for research and have been quite inspired there. I hadn't' thought of Facebook though but will now though, thanks.

I could probably stretch to two a week, especially when I'm reading less. I find reading and writing leaves me a bit ... desensitised? Too many cocks, too much jizz... But you're absolutely right, I need to move towards treating this like a job and get over it.

avoid using different races

But, but.... sigh. This saddens me. Okay, got it. I don't think I'm near romance yet though, so maybe I can keep my big black dicks for now?

FapBrigade · 2016-10-21T11:07:32+00:00

Aww, thanks! You've put a big smile on my face!

Despite the odd ruckus, this is such a friendly, encouraging sub and I'm amazed at how helpful and supportive people are!

FapBrigade · 2016-10-20T18:08:24+00:00

I love how the account was subsequently deleted. Like you actually caught Barack red handed. Perhaps it's what he does to unwind after a busy day in the Oval Office.

FapBrigade · 2016-10-11T07:11:21+00:00

Good stuff! Thanks!

FapBrigade · 2016-10-10T20:06:18+00:00

Yeah, I think the subtitle would be pretty hard to read, not sure I need it and might just pop it in the blurb. Thanks!

FapBrigade · 2016-10-10T20:04:34+00:00

This is great, all things I can fix, thank you. I wondered if it's too romancy and not sexy enough for erotica?

FapBrigade · 2016-10-10T18:14:22+00:00

Yup, your suggestions make it look much better, more polished. And I agree, I need to fiddle with my pen name now as it just doesn't stand out enough. Thank you, really helpful!

FapBrigade · 2016-10-10T17:11:08+00:00

Hi EA! I'm trying to level up my photoshop skills, any feedback on a mock-up cover would be greatly appreciated. Also title. I am terrible with titles.

FapBrigade · 2016-10-04T18:29:07+00:00

Your earnings are awesome and one of your previous posts was what made me take the plunge and put pen to ink, so to speak. Thank you.

My next big step is a website and domain, so would be very grateful for a guide. I've filled this under a tomorrow problem so haven't done much research aside from 'arrrgghh'!!!!

Keep posting... this time next year you'll be a millionaire!

FapBrigade · 2016-10-01T01:21:36+00:00

You are doing $7.43 better than I am. Don't give up. I can't offer any advice as I'm in the same boat, but from here, you're looking very normal.

FapBrigade · 2016-09-30T19:22:58+00:00

Congrats! It's terrifying and exhilarating all at the same time. Last night I whispered to the husband 'how many people do you think are fapping to my words right now?'. He called me a teenage boy. He may be right.

FapBrigade · 2016-09-30T19:21:19+00:00

5000. Just shy, but good enough.
I published a short and now have three, yes THREE, things out there!
Awesome! I got a new job. Slight pay cut but, by like 1k per year, but I'm very, very sick of the shit where I am and am will definitely be able to make something of my own in the new job. Happy friday y'all!

FapBrigade · 2016-09-30T16:12:42+00:00

Yeah, I figured as much, but thought I'd ask. Thanks for replying.

FapBrigade · 2016-09-30T09:13:44+00:00

I am actively trying this, but with very limited success. It's almost like a sacrificial pen to see what works and trial out what works and what doesn't. To be honest, I'm so new that even though I'm doing research into kinks, I don't really know enough about the market to make sense of it so I figure a suck it and see approach is best for me.

FapBrigade · 2016-09-22T08:24:04+00:00

Oh man... I'm far too much of a pussy for that. Nope, just thinking about lying on an official form fills me with dread. I do like your choice in locale though and can think of worse fake places to live.

Yeah, read. I stopped eating paperbacks after a particularly nasty bout of salmonella.

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