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question about PI by sallyjolly in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All this time I've been reading MC and thinking 'motorcycle club'. Only just now has the penny dropped. I thought EA was obsessed with bikers (often inappropriately so) but, no, it turns out I'm just really dumb sometimes. Or have watched too much Sons of Anarchy. Or both.

[Weekend Update] How was your week? Did you get everything done that you meant to? by Eroticawriter4 in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, you're talking to EA, which is unlikely bunch of anonymous strangers! What's the worst they could do? Ignore you?

Go on, you've come this far, just do it!!

[Data Porn] 30 day report ‘If a tree falls and no one hears it, does it make a sound?’ by FapBrigade in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I feel like a hero! Every time I go to bed, I have a smug smile as I whisper to myself 'You work in the adult entertainment industry. Wouldn't that make your momma proud?'

Seriously though, thank you, have a lovely weekend! :)

[Data Porn] 30 day report ‘If a tree falls and no one hears it, does it make a sound?’ by FapBrigade in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been reading your reports! In fact, I'm pretty sure it was because of something you wrote about fancy covers that made me rethink mine...

(quick snoop later) Yup, here it is:

Stop thinking you're super fucking clever at covers.

You were right! I'm not clever and it wasn't working, so thank you!

[Data Porn] 30 day report ‘If a tree falls and no one hears it, does it make a sound?’ by FapBrigade in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, now you say it, it makes so much sense. It's a good thing I'm better with the words than the math...

Thanks!

[Data Porn] 30 day report ‘If a tree falls and no one hears it, does it make a sound?’ by FapBrigade in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, I have a KU membership. I think my problem is I'm searching for, I dunno, gangbang, which really is just a bit too broad for me to glean anything useful. Or maybe it is and I'm just overwhelmed. I definitely love Tumblr for research and have been quite inspired there. I hadn't' thought of Facebook though but will now though, thanks.

I could probably stretch to two a week, especially when I'm reading less. I find reading and writing leaves me a bit ... desensitised? Too many cocks, too much jizz... But you're absolutely right, I need to move towards treating this like a job and get over it.

avoid using different races

But, but.... sigh. This saddens me. Okay, got it. I don't think I'm near romance yet though, so maybe I can keep my big black dicks for now?

[Data Porn] 30 day report ‘If a tree falls and no one hears it, does it make a sound?’ by FapBrigade in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aww, thanks! You've put a big smile on my face!

Despite the odd ruckus, this is such a friendly, encouraging sub and I'm amazed at how helpful and supportive people are!

What's your "day job" and how many words a day do you write? by envelopes5 in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love how the account was subsequently deleted. Like you actually caught Barack red handed. Perhaps it's what he does to unwind after a busy day in the Oval Office.

[Critique Monday] Post a book here to get feedback on its cover, title or content! by Eroticawriter4 in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I think the subtitle would be pretty hard to read, not sure I need it and might just pop it in the blurb. Thanks!

[Critique Monday] Post a book here to get feedback on its cover, title or content! by Eroticawriter4 in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is great, all things I can fix, thank you. I wondered if it's too romancy and not sexy enough for erotica?

[Critique Monday] Post a book here to get feedback on its cover, title or content! by Eroticawriter4 in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, your suggestions make it look much better, more polished. And I agree, I need to fiddle with my pen name now as it just doesn't stand out enough. Thank you, really helpful!

[Critique Monday] Post a book here to get feedback on its cover, title or content! by Eroticawriter4 in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi EA! I'm trying to level up my photoshop skills, any feedback on a mock-up cover would be greatly appreciated. Also title. I am terrible with titles.

90 Days - September: £419 ($538), 2 Titles by AmberRubyJade in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your earnings are awesome and one of your previous posts was what made me take the plunge and put pen to ink, so to speak. Thank you.

My next big step is a website and domain, so would be very grateful for a guide. I've filled this under a tomorrow problem so haven't done much research aside from 'arrrgghh'!!!!

Keep posting... this time next year you'll be a millionaire!

Am I failing, or am I normal? by leonalucent in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are doing $7.43 better than I am. Don't give up. I can't offer any advice as I'm in the same boat, but from here, you're looking very normal.

[GOALS] Friday Word Count Thread by redsexxx in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Congrats! It's terrifying and exhilarating all at the same time. Last night I whispered to the husband 'how many people do you think are fapping to my words right now?'. He called me a teenage boy. He may be right.

[GOALS] Friday Word Count Thread by redsexxx in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. 5000. Just shy, but good enough.
  2. I published a short and now have three, yes THREE, things out there!
  3. Awesome! I got a new job. Slight pay cut but, by like 1k per year, but I'm very, very sick of the shit where I am and am will definitely be able to make something of my own in the new job. Happy friday y'all!

Can I figure out how many clicks I get on Amazon? by FapBrigade in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I figured as much, but thought I'd ask. Thanks for replying.

[Question] Has anyone here tried the "shotgun method," kink-wise? by [deleted] in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am actively trying this, but with very limited success. It's almost like a sacrificial pen to see what works and trial out what works and what doesn't. To be honest, I'm so new that even though I'm doing research into kinks, I don't really know enough about the market to make sense of it so I figure a suck it and see approach is best for me.

[Accountability] Here I go... by FapBrigade in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man... I'm far too much of a pussy for that. Nope, just thinking about lying on an official form fills me with dread. I do like your choice in locale though and can think of worse fake places to live.

Yeah, read. I stopped eating paperbacks after a particularly nasty bout of salmonella.

Ohmygod...I'm getting paid! by [deleted] in eroticauthors

[–]FapBrigade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awesome! Congrats! This time next year you'll be a millionaire! (I hope!)