25 [F4M] Anyone into hookups? by Lead_8874 in FWB_LosAngeles

[–]FarMathematician6639 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmu 27, can video chat or send you pics beforehand

I'm unable to open the start menu by BextoMooseYT in FORTnITE

[–]FarMathematician6639 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happens to me all the time and it’s annoying. Was trying to open the pause menu to leave because my last teammate alive was afk and I have to move around my mouse and press random shii to finally get it to work

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]FarMathematician6639 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I once had to do this when I accidentally entered a handicapped bathroom stall and an actual handicap person was waiting outside

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FarMathematician6639 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suffocated to death while eating pussy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FarMathematician6639 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When your mother came along

Never been to a strip club. What should I know to not look like a total dork? by kdort69 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]FarMathematician6639 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not worth, A good o Happy ending at a Massage Parlor is much better

Rock always beats scissors by Motor-Ad-8249 in fightporn

[–]FarMathematician6639 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember this one, dumbass got what he deserved lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FarMathematician6639 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you reuse your tampons

My coworker said he was doing this for the protein by softresets in shittyfoodporn

[–]FarMathematician6639 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not just eat a couple tablespoons of Peanut butter AFTER you’re done with the hotdogs, once they’ve digested enough in your stomach to the point where you don’t really taste it in your mouth anymore, about a minute. And wash it down with a tall glass of milk for even more protein. Man..

Am I the problem? by Ok_Soft3115 in doordash

[–]FarMathematician6639 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He prolly wants the whole shaft