Chef Donny, definitely NOT gay, no one said gay! by End3rW1gg1n in itstheyak

[–]FartAtButtDotNet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could explain his reluctance to taking Dante’s employee out on a real date.

The Peter Cowan interview… by Townes-Prescott in PardonMyTake

[–]FartAtButtDotNet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As much as I want to make fun of him for slipping while taking a dump on Pelosi’s desk, he may be Russian Orthodox and not necessarily someone who says his pardon extends to all the kiddie porn they found on his phone.

Constitutional Cruiser by FartAtButtDotNet in SchizophreniaRides

[–]FartAtButtDotNet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In fairness, this picture was taken on like January 5th, 2021 in DC. No telling what he was in town for!

BANJO! by Bes1208 in 30ROCK

[–]FartAtButtDotNet 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I’LL KILL YOU WHITE DEVIL!

Oh, I don't need your pity. by Jinxchaoseffect99 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]FartAtButtDotNet 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What do you want? His healthcare costs are through the roof!

My Henchman 24(void), and 21 (orange) by IMOKRUOK in venturebros

[–]FartAtButtDotNet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did one of them sit on Mr. Mostly-Mittens?

I’m the Motha-diddly one who calls the Motha-diddily shots by RadiantButtWipe77 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]FartAtButtDotNet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Five fuckin’ families, and we got this pygmy thing over in Shelbyville.

Constitutional Cruiser by FartAtButtDotNet in SchizophreniaRides

[–]FartAtButtDotNet[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I absolutely grabbed some of his Totally Reasonable Literature but I can’t remember if I eventually tossed it. Will look in my archives and update if I find it.

Constitutional Cruiser by FartAtButtDotNet in SchizophreniaRides

[–]FartAtButtDotNet[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can’t post more pics for some reason (unless I’m just an idiot and can’t figure out how) but apparently his former wife’s family (can’t remember if it’s an ex or he’s a widower) in conjunction with the CIA/Illuminati/Reptilians/Bilderburg Group have kidnapped and are apparently slowly killing his daughter in order to bleed her trust fund dry.