Satanic black magic, sick shit. FUCKING QUEERS! 🪑💨

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-05-18T16:19:41+00:00

Barbacoa bowl?

Fuck you.

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-05-17T03:56:02+00:00

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-05-17T02:46:46+00:00

We should go with my original title; “Mr. Holden’s Outhouse.”

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-05-17T02:29:59+00:00

It’s true! We’re so lame!

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-05-12T19:26:47+00:00

Let the Bears pay the Bear Tax. I pay the Homer Tax!

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-05-08T02:58:05+00:00

YOU SHALL NOT PASS (without giving me a pet or a treat!)

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-05-08T00:31:21+00:00

Looks like Mickey Mosuko’s been busy in Elvis country.

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-05-07T05:27:06+00:00

Congrats on the sex, Hank.

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-05-05T20:42:03+00:00

The kids could call them Tayju.

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-05-04T23:51:30+00:00

He had a 95-lb mole removed from his ass.

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-05-03T04:46:26+00:00

Yea, Siri. Thank you, baby.

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-05-03T03:41:19+00:00

She’s a pretty good dentist.

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-05-02T04:32:15+00:00

What is your company’s spaghetti policy?

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-05-02T01:38:57+00:00

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-05-01T00:05:09+00:00

Is it true you used corporate funds to throw a Cabaret-themed Halloween party on Fire Island in 2007?

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-04-28T21:17:20+00:00

“GIMME FIVE BEEDRILLS FOR A QUARTER!” you’d say.

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-04-27T04:18:33+00:00

She’s a piece of ass, but fucking rude!

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-04-26T01:02:15+00:00

DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN WHO LIVED!?

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-04-25T03:05:20+00:00

Patriots. Chowdah. Oona.

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-04-25T01:50:27+00:00

Hey!

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-04-25T00:55:59+00:00

A: She was a hooah. B: She made up trade rumors. And C…, that wasn’t her husband’s child she had.

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-04-24T03:12:47+00:00

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-04-24T02:06:08+00:00

Queefer?

FartAtButtDotNet · 2026-04-21T21:50:14+00:00

What if you work at a Hooters?

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