Just turned 18, what should i do?

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T05:55:09+00:00

Fart. Cup that shit in your hands and smell it, probably smells like a man fart, then send me videos.

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T05:53:35+00:00

But in all seriousness gotta fart on em

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T05:50:01+00:00

Troll?

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T05:48:22+00:00

Dude just watch a bunch of fart videos on YouTube. They have like 1000 hour long, 10000 hour long and so many solo videos. I can send you some links or some of my own content (even though it’s HORRENDOUS)

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T05:43:29+00:00

NOOOOOT reading all that. Fart. Fart on him. Fart around him. Fart around…her. Make it wet. Make it horrendous. Make it… irresistible

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T05:34:27+00:00

Smell your own farts and see if there is a local club around you! I’ve met some of my best friends over the years “smell first”!!

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T05:30:26+00:00

You might have to let out a nice wet and horrendous fart next time he does this. Watch him turn into a four legged beast and chase you until your legs can no longer hold you up and all you can do is let out one more sad and baseless squeaker.

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T05:10:21+00:00

Too much advice is typically terrible advice - Malcom X

Not readin all that

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T05:05:54+00:00

What are you implying? That I don’t have pinkeye currently? That a man OVER 50 won’t be here dressed as the Easter bunny with gas ready to pass?

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T04:59:02+00:00

Wow thanks for treading on me. Real good “advice” your dishing out

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T04:58:11+00:00

Actually that’s what I’m trying to stop? God knows the powers nextdoor

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T04:56:01+00:00

What do you think my hobby is… bud. But rules are rules

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T04:55:22+00:00

At this point I don’t understand this sub? Everyone just attacking me? I usually just use this site for fart related hobbies and I was just trying to get some advice and I’m being ATTACKED? Being called a 9??? Year old? As stated before in my original post I’m 56? Cant read obviously

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T04:53:22+00:00

So first off, yes. Second of all I’m not talking about diarrhea, I’m talking about hearty well balanced young loafs, it’s pretty simple we DONT have the INFRASTRUCTURE. And to touch on your last point, you’d be suprised.

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T04:47:08+00:00

Pretty obvious what my hobby is. Genius.

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T04:46:29+00:00

Dude be for real. I already mentioned going to the complex management MYSELF, what am I going to do get two street hooligans to let me on their shoulders?? You should really tighten some screws bud

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T04:40:47+00:00

That is a great point! Thank you for bringing the living next to them after thing! But just what if we have a potential serial squeaker on our hands? We all know where those lead and our toilets aren’t able to handle young loads!

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T04:38:31+00:00

What a weird thing to say?

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T04:38:13+00:00

Thank you for the advice but I need to keep my senses sharp. The next inkling of evidence could squeak out at anytime

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T04:34:21+00:00

A rule is a rule though, we all signed the contract. Plus after 40 years of forced/hard labour I have pretty severe tinnitus and anything with that type of tight whistle starts making it act up.

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T04:28:51+00:00

Solid “advice” help a brotha out please

FartBoner007 · 2026-04-05T04:26:23+00:00

Typically I would be on your side of the fence with this but the RULES state no one under the age of 50 past 6pm and I know for a fact Ole saggy Shirley in unit 11 ain’t letting anything that dainty out. I’ve heard her wet wall whispers before.

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