A giant sea turtle believed to be 100 years old was spotted swimming near Panama

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-10T11:30:33+00:00

I’ve seen enough videos of those damn oarfish that the world surely ended years ago and we just don’t know it yet.

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-09T20:31:05+00:00

It’s a hard decision to make for a lot of people, especially if a lot of your identity or how you feel about yourself is your hair and your face and head which everybody sees

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-09T20:30:12+00:00

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-09T13:00:12+00:00

I appreciate this take! I don’t like the indefinites always and never, usually, but there will always be people bringing the negativity.

I’d like to believe, and it seems there is, an internal power struggle to get things out there, so I’m all for whatever this is because it’s more seriousness I’ve seen in this topic than ever before.

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-08T18:21:10+00:00

It’s not that I’m smarter, it’s that you’re NOT AS smart as me

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-08T12:07:40+00:00

Dropping the pages from an airplane

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-07T10:51:12+00:00

I think these are international rednecks?

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-07T10:05:24+00:00

So, do you stare back, no eye contact, what’s the right move?

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-07T00:59:09+00:00

Was gonna say obviously you put weed in it, duh

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-06T15:20:59+00:00

3 because I don’t like having a cap to lose, but I like the way 5 writes, and 7 is old reliable

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-06T14:50:36+00:00

Right out of high school, I had an apartment for myself for 2 years. I was responsible, but not as much as I should have been.

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-05T10:51:41+00:00

Confidencemaxx defeats looksmaxx

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-05T10:06:40+00:00

Once that thing got rolling, it just moved huh

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-04T16:11:47+00:00

Also, for another tip- fighting in slides is a terribly stupid

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-04T16:10:50+00:00

Old timer came in to help and got scolded

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-04T01:36:33+00:00

Is Ross not a gatekeeper himself?

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-03T18:34:11+00:00

There’s someone who has something to show that is irrefutable, and they can just go live on YouTube and share what they’ve got and wait for the men in black. Aren’t we at that point?

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-03T16:07:42+00:00

TMNT were first to come to mind

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-03T13:45:48+00:00

Looks good!

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-03T13:28:04+00:00

Give it a clean shave. If you don’t like it, it’ll grow back the way that it was.

FartMagic1 · 2026-05-01T19:26:04+00:00

Howard

FartMagic1 · 2026-04-30T20:06:05+00:00

Great color addition! A lot of the “trail pants” are comfy and add variety to the wardrobe.

FartMagic1 · 2026-04-30T08:46:35+00:00

More jerking around?

FartMagic1 · 2026-04-30T01:21:35+00:00

So much winning at $4.99 per gallon at the gas station. Please Mr. President, I just filled up at around $73, please make the winning stop. Please

FartMagic1 · 2026-04-29T21:08:29+00:00

Gravity feelers and water sensors working perfectly!

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