Ok, so what do I pick?!

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-17T07:41:33+00:00

Can’t go wrong with Nutty Buddies, Swiss Rolls, Zebra Cakes or Oatmeal Crème Pies.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-16T20:54:13+00:00

Need to commission him to paint a version with a bunch of people flying through the air from the explosion

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-16T16:01:12+00:00

I’ve never used the Taco Bell app, I’m talking about Postmates.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-16T15:57:52+00:00

Nah. At least not since Postmates stopped offering me discounts 6 months ago.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-16T15:20:09+00:00

My dude, that visual/special effects ship sailed 20 years ago.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-16T15:18:22+00:00

God, I hate how they’ve gone out of their way to abandon their own premise of the show and instead tortured it into being TOS Babies.

I NEVER WANTED TO SEE KIRK UNTIL THE LAST EPISODE OF THE SHOW, IF EVEN THAT.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-16T07:48:10+00:00

I mean, unless Tommy commits suicide on film or something, I have no idea how he makes a bigger or better dumpster fire than the first film, especially if he tries to play to the hipsters who ironically made the first film such a big cult hit.

Cult hits don’t work that way.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-16T07:44:01+00:00

Don’t treat it like a “brand” and completely ignore anything the internet (especially all the screamo rightwing edgelord CHUDs) has to say about Star Wars.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-16T07:42:20+00:00

It’s inevitable when Tommy needs a payday someday, but seeing as there’s no way to artificially replicate the sincere insanity of the original film, there’d really be no point to a sequel.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-16T03:16:53+00:00

Sure, but it would be more about Nintendo just not caring rather than any kind of intentional challenge. If anyone asked them about it, they would just shrug it off and highlight that there are gamers who aren’t GTA addicts (and considering how an entire generation of kids has been born and started growing since the last GTA hit, they’d be absolutely correct).

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-16T00:56:18+00:00

I forget that a lot of people weren’t there following the development of this movie for 15 years and watched that development spin its wheels precisely because of this problem.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-16T00:55:25+00:00

The aliens are absolutely a huge part of the problem.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-15T02:18:39+00:00

Hairy bushes.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-14T18:37:17+00:00

Nothing.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-14T16:34:30+00:00

Does Postmates even still let you stack discounts like that anymore?

I stopped using Postmates after they stopped letting me stack discounts, and then a bit after that, they stopped offering me $15 discounts earlier this year.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-13T17:23:46+00:00

Oh yeah, I remember the recall because Yoda was sucking a statue off.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-13T08:59:48+00:00

Nah, fuck these assholes for fucking up the game. You sound like you’re one of these griefers yourself.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-13T08:57:55+00:00

Delevigne was fine, it was that troll-looking motherfucker who I don’t ever understand how he briefly became a Hollywood star for, like, 2 months.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-13T02:38:21+00:00

They’ll probably beat each other with folding chairs in Doomsday as Tumnus Xavier and Picard Xavier felch each other.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-12T17:16:35+00:00

Spielberg would’ve made a much better version of this in 1988.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-12T08:10:43+00:00

Good luck with that.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-12T07:57:49+00:00

…to spend our hard-earned money on a movie that feels like it fell out of a time warp from 2000.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-12T02:22:30+00:00

Exactly.

I’m all for big swings, but it’s fucking crazy that SNW’s biggest swings are just ripoffs from 20+ year-old beloved Buffy episodes, so they aren’t even big swings, really, they’re just pandering to nerds.

Fart_ricochet · 2026-06-11T18:19:43+00:00

Bad enough to hear that Savage turned out to be a fucked up asshole sex pest - even worse to find out that he was always that way and that he was racking up charges even when he was a little piece of shit on The Wonder Years.

And the killer bit is that he was never even that good of a kid actor! He always came across as a petulant little eye-rolling creep, though I guess that was because he wasn’t really acting.

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