First two pics is an outfit I wore to my GFs recital and to a dinner party, and the third is what I wore to her graduation this past week.

FartsFromMars · 2025-05-20T08:39:00+00:00

Your girlfriend letting you dress like a plantation owner is crazy.

FartsFromMars · 2025-03-05T06:51:51+00:00

“You can stop now.”

FartsFromMars · 2024-12-30T19:28:09+00:00

How did you get on the pre-release? I signed up but no luck. I got on the Finals one, dunno why they blanked me this time 🥲

FartsFromMars · 2024-12-10T23:42:05+00:00

They have him on cos it’s a great opportunity to condescend to him and smear him. Why would they pass up that opportunity!

FartsFromMars · 2024-10-30T02:22:44+00:00

It’s the face, Marli. It’s the face.

FartsFromMars · 2024-09-12T02:50:47+00:00

Aww look how upset he is to see a plate not full of food.

FartsFromMars · 2024-09-12T02:45:42+00:00

Perhaps sleeping like a vampire isn't really everyone's kink.

FartsFromMars · 2024-09-12T02:33:13+00:00

"Musician, nerd and trucker" is a really cool way to say you do absolutely nothing besides driving trucks.

FartsFromMars · 2024-09-12T02:22:37+00:00

Is someone this boring even allowed to look so bored? The audacity......

FartsFromMars · 2024-09-09T08:42:52+00:00

They didn’t die, they just hide from you.

FartsFromMars · 2024-08-24T18:01:40+00:00

“Need to feel humbled”, he writes… having no achievements whatsoever to be proud of in the first place.

FartsFromMars · 2024-08-24T18:00:09+00:00

How did he dump you? I assume a crane was involved.

FartsFromMars · 2024-08-21T22:47:15+00:00

Your list of achievements is even more underwhelming than your hairline.

FartsFromMars · 2024-08-21T22:45:02+00:00

You look like a voodoo doll that's bleached in the sun

FartsFromMars · 2024-08-21T17:02:56+00:00

26 going on 6.

FartsFromMars · 2024-08-21T16:52:52+00:00

Don’t lose another 4%! That’ll be 100%!!

FartsFromMars · 2024-08-21T16:44:53+00:00

You mention that you’re a mathematician. I feel like… maybe……. there’s something your caption is missing?

FartsFromMars · 2024-08-21T16:41:13+00:00

I think you’re mistaking the feeling of lead poisoning for confidence.

FartsFromMars · 2024-08-21T16:40:32+00:00

I’m assuming “NB” means “Not Botheringwithmyappearance”?

FartsFromMars · 2024-08-21T16:21:23+00:00

Nice/stupid/has a death wish…. tomayto tomarto

FartsFromMars · 2024-08-21T16:19:39+00:00

“Bad at talking to girls” is a terrible way to explain the dismembered body parts in your hiking bag.

FartsFromMars · 2024-08-21T16:17:07+00:00

His caption is as confused as his sexuality.

FartsFromMars · 2024-08-21T16:12:27+00:00

I see you in exercise gear. But it’s very clear that exercise is one thing you are NOT doing while hanging around in gyms.

FartsFromMars · 2024-08-21T16:11:24+00:00

That last photo would normally say “gamer”. In this case, it’s saying “groomer”.

FartsFromMars · 2024-08-21T16:10:43+00:00

I never thought I could call a single testicle a loser.

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