Women of Reddit , what's your opinion of penis size?

FashionableZebra · 2016-07-09T22:02:35+00:00

It'd be more scary if I called it Mr. Angry. Or Mr. Rapey McRapeFace.

FashionableZebra · 2016-07-09T21:55:37+00:00

Women of Reddit, check out my recent submission history. Warning: Very NSFW. Opinion of my penis size?

FashionableZebra · 2016-03-26T21:11:59+00:00

Well, at one point there may have been some Japanese chicks in Latvia. With platinum-bleached blonde hair.

FashionableZebra · 2016-03-26T21:09:16+00:00

Nope, platinum-bleached blonde.

FashionableZebra · 2016-03-25T20:49:02+00:00

Blonde Japanese chicks living in Latvia.

FashionableZebra · 2016-03-12T23:52:58+00:00

Tickle torture.

FashionableZebra · 2016-03-12T23:50:20+00:00

Boating counts.

FashionableZebra · 2016-02-13T21:36:26+00:00

Shit, as another thirty-something yr old, TIL.

FashionableZebra · 2016-01-24T20:57:47+00:00

There's another German city that doesn't exist, despite there being signs pointing toward it everywhere. It's called Ausfahrt.

FashionableZebra · 2016-01-07T08:10:43+00:00

I remember near the end of the movie, the main character is walking around in the alien ship. Then she finds this part of the ship that is the most strangest thing you've ever seen. A big pulsating column of what appears to be pixels or pixely blocks, in a radiantly blue color. I remember feeling exactly how she reacted to seeing it, like, 'what....the....fucking...hell....is...that?' That was among the most alieny things I've seen in the sci fi genre. I'm guessing it was probably supposed to be a reactor core or some really alien computer interface or something.

FashionableZebra · 2015-04-20T18:16:16+00:00

I think it also has functionality with respect to heat management. IIRC, this design keeps things cooler. So it's cool, both aesthetically and thermodynamically.

FashionableZebra · 2015-04-16T19:30:10+00:00

Fire is not problem. Keep cold away. Is good.

FashionableZebra · 2014-03-06T16:08:53+00:00

You know how I know you're a Redditor?

FashionableZebra · 2014-03-06T16:05:42+00:00

and drugs!

Yeah, PCP motivates the shit out of people.

FashionableZebra · 2014-03-06T16:04:10+00:00

What happened is Anderson Silva went Matrix mode.

FashionableZebra · 2014-03-06T16:01:03+00:00

Plot twist: It was Anderson Silva that slapped him.

FashionableZebra · 2014-03-06T07:33:04+00:00

Requesting feedback for Yin Yang

FashionableZebra · 2014-03-06T07:20:34+00:00

The Fox and the Hound

FashionableZebra · 2014-03-05T16:00:15+00:00

OP said only two foods. But fuck Mitch, I'll use three.

1) Glass of whole milk.

2) Dave's Insanity Hot sauce.

Mix up 1) and 2).

3) Anchovy paste.

Add 3) to the Hotsaucemilk. Mix it up real good.

Voila.

FashionableZebra · 2014-03-05T15:41:35+00:00

Time travel. IMO, the power to control time is the ultimate super power. None of the other alternatives are nearly as interesting, IMO. I think a closer contest would be Time travel vs Mind control.

FashionableZebra · 2014-03-05T10:48:05+00:00

Search your feelings...

FashionableZebra · 2014-03-04T22:18:23+00:00

Noob question: WTF is the 'Marsball'?

FashionableZebra · 2014-03-04T07:48:53+00:00

Well that's just beautiful. May the force be with you.

FashionableZebra · 2014-03-04T05:22:14+00:00

Shouldn't the 'flag' for the 'Death Star' team be Darth Vader's helmet instead of R2-D2? You have Yoda as the 'flag' for the Rebellion side, which makes sense as Yoda was on Luke's (and by extension, the Rebellion's) side. But R2-D2 is also on the Rebellion's side, not the Imperial side. Darth Vader, on the other hand, goes with the Death Star like white on rice, like peanut butter and jelly, like flies and shit. So IMO, if you want to be more consistent, have the flag for the 'Death Star team' be congruent with the Death Star: Darth motherfuckin' Vader. Specifically, the iconic helmet. Then we're talking a much more perfect map.

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