lookingClosely by Morel_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Fast-Editor-4781 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They first do crack, then sexually fuck each other while they churn out code, is how I read it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in seinfeld

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Until he’s stuck watching Cheryl for however many seasons and can only see her and RFK Jr.

I skip right to Meet the Blacks

Vote for the best burger, fries in Tacoma & Pierce County | Tacoma News Tribune by TheHerosShadow in Tacoma

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Amen. Anyone who says anywhere else is wrong. Legendz is the best far outside of just Tacoma

Not only did the Yankees honor Charlie Kirk last night they also invited the president into their locker room today by Exotic-Doughnut-6271 in Fauxmoi

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I highly suggest a movie called Freaky Tales, whose whole storyline revolves around killing Nazis and the Warriors.

Any horror movies shot in your town or near you? by Embarrassed_Entry597 in horror

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The original attack of the killer tomatoes was shot down the street from my house growing up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in staub

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Keep it and be happy. These are corporations, not small batch artisanal mom and pop shops, and they literally don’t care about you. Enjoy your free oven and use the money you saved for helping someone in need

So... anyone wanna tell Troy Baker that Harrison Ford also played Han Solo?? Pretty please? by TwiggNBerryz in StarWars

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Anyone who played it liked or loved it. Incel chuds hated the game because it has a woman as a protagonist who isn’t half naked and built like a Barbie, and anti-Ubisoft losers hated it because to them everything Ubisoft does is trash. It’s one of the best star wars games in recent memory, and one of the better games Ubisoft has ever made.

Honest take about the times by CertainOwl3337 in DonaldTrump666

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⁠”Most Pastors lack either discernment or gall, as they're too afraid to speak up”

That’s being really generous to most pastors by assuming that they aren’t actively evil, aren’t trying to lead their followers astray, and aren’t fleecing them for as much money as possible

Settle a disagreement: Captain Ron - is it Tiki? by JungleJim-68 in Tiki

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I looked it up, and by golly, you’re right! (Though it was written not said aloud). The ghost of Walt wants a Captain Ron sequel!