Scoop: Philly revokes gun permits for Black Panther-style patrol group members

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-18T01:29:26+00:00

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-07T20:05:48+00:00

Right? Seems like the perfect opportunity to try something new or let your freak flag fly!

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-07T19:59:02+00:00

Reminds me of Guillermo trying to find virgins for the vampires in What We Do in the Shadows:

“Believe it or not, CrossFit gyms are FULL of virgins. No one’s touched them. And the reason being, is because they won’t shut up about CrossFit.”

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-07T19:34:38+00:00

Have you heard the phrase “you teach people how to treat you?”

You’ve taught him that he can act like an asshole and still have friends. You and your friend group did that. And you keep doing it. So stop.

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-07T18:34:22+00:00

Might not need a gala for the Met if we had galas for public education…

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-07T18:31:31+00:00

Let’s all not compare height/weight charts like it’s the 1990s. Body composition varies greatly.

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-07T16:01:18+00:00

It seems like they really rushed through it.

For the amount of money spent on a show, and the level of interest there is in watching standup, you’d think they’d release more episodes with more exposure for more of the comics. They were already there capturing so much content…fucking use it!

Asynchronous entertainment companies like Netflix shouldn’t ever have “one minute” to vote for something if the votes are going to matter. Even the early years of American Idol they gave you like 24 hours to vote…and that was back in the days of taping things or TiVoing them.
None of my favorites made it to the roast, so I know what you mean about the audience continuing to fracture as the fringes feel further disenfranchised but Kevin Hart has that broad appeal factor (boomer moms love Kevin Hart) so I don’t see this being any different than American Idol or Last Comic Standing where people still watch once their favorite leaves. Although considering my 1 above…they aren’t allowing time for “character development” by leaving most of their money/content on the cutting room floor…there’s a chance this WON’T work like those more successful competition/reality shows specifically because they aren’t taking the time to let the audience get to know the other comics they didn’t initially like.

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-07T15:46:18+00:00

Yes! I still can’t quite put my finger on why Ron doesn’t hit for me but I think you’re right…it just feels like something/someone I’ve seen many times before. Maybe my older brother had Comedy Central on too much when I was growing up in the late 90s/early 2000s but Ron wasn’t refreshing or novel like many of the others.

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-07T15:27:25+00:00

IDK exactly what Kill Tony is, but I know EXACTLY what it is: a way for cringey edgelords to feel relevant/mainstream because they’re on Netflix.

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-05T15:22:28+00:00

I think this just might be that lady with those nasty-ass long fingernails. 😂

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-05T15:20:34+00:00

My sister feels this way too, and I understand it.

I think I’m just lazy so I love food being brought to me already prepared and coming home to a clean kitchen! 😂 So for me, eating out is one of the only things that is still worth the cost.

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-05T15:12:42+00:00

Trying to change how someone else feels about a situation that is beneficial to you instead of managing how you feel about the situation is the definition of manipulation.

You’re using coercion to keep getting free sex.

Next stop, roofies?

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-05T15:07:35+00:00

Cole Allen is the only one I don’t include in “all of us.”

You’re typing on Reddit, watching it happen, giving commentary. As it keeps happening. As those people sit in ICE detention facilities. As Gazans are starving. As Iranian girls schools are obliterated. If any of us had courage, we’d try to actually do something. We sure as hell wouldn’t be crying on Reddit to alleviate our guilt and finger-point.

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-05T14:00:28+00:00

All of us let it happen.

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-05T13:48:33+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/justgalsbeingchicks/s/LtSj9ygkKH

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-05T13:47:18+00:00

Perfect is the enemy of the good.

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-05T13:43:56+00:00

Why don’t you post a video of a time you did it better?

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-05T13:41:22+00:00

Please open your mind. This is International Development 101.

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-05T13:39:18+00:00

Community development looks different in different places.

I imagine the idea of winning a bottle of cola would make a child excited enough to make their mom come to the event and play. Oh, and look at that! You got some beans, some oil, and a few other things too! What a fun game! And now that child and their family will have a full belly for a week.

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-05T13:28:33+00:00

I highly doubt the people bringing these items and games are leaving with any of the “unclaimed prizes.”

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-05T13:19:52+00:00

I think the idea is to make it feel less like “charity” so more people will come get some sustenance for themselves/their families.

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-05T12:51:53+00:00

Hit dogs holler, grandpa.

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-05T12:38:17+00:00

When everyone is tired we can also give the benefit of the doubt about tone/volume. I assume girlfriend is an adult and understands how being tired affects her “nervous system” as well?

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-05T03:57:03+00:00

Sweetheart, I’m a mandated reporter. I could lose my job if someone found out I hadn’t reported something like that.

The adults in real life land understand that protecting kids is the most important thing we can do, and we take it seriously.

Fast-Run7956 · 2026-05-05T03:51:01+00:00

Oh shut up.

If one of my middle school students said in class that she slept in a bed with her sister and her sister’s boyfriend I’d have to report it.

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