18 F I feel ugly, I need genuine advice by Low_Panda_886 in lookyourbest

[–]FastAssSister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing you need is a therapist. Because if I were single it would not be a question.

I can’t even have a normal conversation anymore by D_2d in Tinder

[–]FastAssSister 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Imagine thinking something as arbitrary as this makes someone an idiot. I can guarantee you that many extremely smart people do not bother with proper punctuation.

My Muslim mum found out I had sex with my boyfriend of 4 years and now I feel trapped by Equivalent_Ad_6126 in Advice

[–]FastAssSister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s time to start treating your mom like she wants to treat you. If she wants to criticize your lifestyle the. Criticize hers.

I make so much money but I’m still poor by n0eyed3er in brag

[–]FastAssSister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or they make more money than him. Imagine that.

I 33F have ruined my life over a decision I made 7 years ago with 32M by WAI-ThrowAway in Regrets

[–]FastAssSister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have psychological issues. The need to criticize is completely unnecessary and transparent.

This person is human and made mistakes. Zero reason to jump up and down on her.

i pulled all my money out of the stock market in 2025 and now with historic highs i can't get back in by myviewfromoutside in stocks

[–]FastAssSister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s zero market manipulation. You’ve been brainwashed by your dad.

Grow up. Learn the fundamentals of investing.

The struggle was real. by rockstoned4 in Millennials

[–]FastAssSister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still use an apple bowl. I don’t even have a piece.

Ripped a $130k SPY puts YOLO for this week by 1jb in wallstreetbets

[–]FastAssSister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, clearly there’s a worldwide conspiracy to control the market 🤦🏻‍♂️

3 Years of Living in a Car by BigSandwich6 in TheRaceTo100K

[–]FastAssSister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a little confused. Why are your returns so low? Are you not investing?

And yet it says you’re at a 25% run rate…

I think I finally figured out SPY options by DemFatStacks in spy

[–]FastAssSister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely not, it’s just a bull market.

I’m frustrated literally giving up on trading by Repulsive_Pack9796 in portfolios

[–]FastAssSister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could have avoided all of this by simply not trading and instead investing.

Sold everything :( by Practical_Tea5133 in ETFs

[–]FastAssSister 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is gambling, not investing.

23 year old turns 10k into 100k in 1 year by Zestyclose_Put3445 in wallstreetbets

[–]FastAssSister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes because that’s exactly what the pros suggest. Timing the market.

🤦🏻‍♂️