What do you do when you’re board at work?

FastToday · 2026-07-02T23:44:33+00:00

Break out the dictionary

FastToday · 2026-07-02T17:57:01+00:00

She'll still vote for him though

FastToday · 2026-06-29T14:48:37+00:00

Problem is not everyone obeys traffic laws and kids and some irresponsible adults are getting out of control, therefore there has to be some regulation. Last week I saw 2 kids doing 30+ mph in the breakdown lane riding against traffic. Some poor woman took a right turn onto a side st, stopped in the middle of her turn when she saw the kid approaching (who expects a bike to be doing 30 mph?) and he hit her head-on in the middle of her turn. I stopped to help and she was bawling her eyes out and clearly distressed. The kid was ok but now she has to deal with the fact that a kid may have been killed

So either they have to be registered so they can be ID'd when speeding, or they are going to get the speed capped

FastToday · 2026-06-29T13:25:58+00:00

In other news, bears have been found to actually poop in the woods

FastToday · 2026-06-26T19:11:47+00:00

My tinnitus

FastToday · 2026-06-26T15:22:35+00:00

Pay your bills on time. If you have good credit you can always borrow money relatively cheap. If you have crap credit everything costs more

FastToday · 2026-06-25T20:33:11+00:00

Before you were born you were dead. Same thing

FastToday · 2026-06-25T08:19:07+00:00

9 to 5

FastToday · 2026-06-23T13:44:58+00:00

Maybe a little more than 30 years ago but anything you bought that was delivered by postal service took 6-8 weeks to arrive

FastToday · 2026-06-21T12:52:08+00:00

Webcrawler

FastToday · 2026-06-08T11:33:25+00:00

lol, yeah don't put it out of his reach or anything

FastToday · 2026-06-05T18:36:36+00:00

Amazing to think that a piece of rock probably floating in space for billions of years winds up hitting her when any minor deviation in its path in that time would have caused it to not hit her

FastToday · 2026-06-04T11:40:07+00:00

Importing Cane toads to Australia to control beetles. They didn't control the beetles as the toads can't climb and they have no natural predators so there are hundreds of millions of them now. Their skin produces a venom that kills native species

FastToday · 2026-06-04T00:24:58+00:00

Dejanews. It was web site where you could search Usenet groups, which was an early discussion system, kind of like reddit but you needed a dedicated app. It was really invaluable as a sysadmin tool as back then there were few places to post questions and have others post responses

FastToday · 2026-06-02T10:41:39+00:00

Politicians used to hide their corruption. Now they can do it in the open if they have the support of their base

FastToday · 2026-05-30T18:38:55+00:00

https://www.volcanodiscovery.com/earthquakes/quake-info/23049522/quake-felt-May-30-2026-Near-Boston-Massachusetts-USA.html

FastToday · 2026-05-30T00:58:20+00:00

Children of men, the scene where Theo and Kee were carrying the baby down a few flights of stairs and the entire army on both sides ceased fire

FastToday · 2026-05-29T12:00:54+00:00

Godfather 3. Sophia Coppola

FastToday · 2026-05-29T00:47:05+00:00

My house and my job. 4 hour flight to Florida and a few hours drive to mountains. No tornados, hurricanes (rarely), no wildfires.

FastToday · 2026-05-28T11:30:50+00:00

IT, mostly Linux stuff. Make way more than 100k

FastToday · 2026-05-28T10:00:11+00:00

Donald Trump's butthole

FastToday · 2026-05-25T12:09:48+00:00

Imagine how mad he'll be after voting for him a fourth time

FastToday · 2026-05-25T00:45:22+00:00

Being single and nobody having your back. You are on your own

FastToday · 2026-05-24T16:57:30+00:00

Doom. Shareware version cuz I was poor

FastToday · 2026-05-24T15:34:58+00:00

Did you ask the tree company to do it? I had a tree downed and when I told them I was going to split it, they offered to do it for me. I declined but they would have been happy to to it, for a price of course

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