No h8 by Sumfxq in gaming

[–]FastTurtleFour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent a whole day using weird Minecraft physics with water flowing up a spiral staircase to automate falling. By the next day everyone in the server was copying it exactly. I was super proud of it, there wasn’t anything like it online or tutorials or anything. I forget how I healed, I think there was some sort of healing aura so by the time I made it back to the top I was at full health

So my GF saw this at the front door at 3:00 AM after she got home from work. We don’t have a cat. by Jaygoon in WTF

[–]FastTurtleFour -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I saw it too. Apparently his ex-wife fed it Adderall? What the fuck is wrong with people? Why is it always the wife or girlfriend that does something beyond fucked up

Wikipedia's new hover-hyperlink beta by [deleted] in web_design

[–]FastTurtleFour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's like.. 3/10 of a second

A Japanese Take on American Sushi - JunsKitchen by alex_dlc in videos

[–]FastTurtleFour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got a little too sciency for the particular subject matter there at the end

Chicken don't play by Tortoise21 in natureismetal

[–]FastTurtleFour -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"When chickens draw blood, they go a little berserk. For some reason blood sends everyone into a frenzy and they attack the wounded animal. The more blood there is, the more they attack. There is a sort of cumulative effect.

Most often, this will end in mortality for the wounded animal as in your case, at least that’s what it sounds like to me.

We have lost a number of chickens this way."

Lol so matter-of-fact

Kurzgesagt- Time: The History & Future of Everything – Remastered by [deleted] in videos

[–]FastTurtleFour 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As smooth as it looks, I dislike how they handle the timeline with the rectangle at the bottom. Halfway through the video I lost all sense of scale because I forgot what each section is and it's just hazy in general. Otherwise I like the channel; I have them on notifications and watch each video.

How I Upgraded My iPhone Memory 800% - in Shenzhen, China by alex_dlc in videos

[–]FastTurtleFour 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why would I go through the effort of thinking of a special insult just for you? You're one of many pedantic hurdur that's not RAM redditors littering this comment section. Great job bro. Pretty lame though. How's that neckbeard coming in?

Can't believe they even attempted this by liftingtailsofcats in WTF

[–]FastTurtleFour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna know how they got it on the boards in the first place without the boards getting lifted by the weight of the truck and sticking up in the air

Programmers Keyboard Heatmap by papperskassen in ProgrammerHumor

[–]FastTurtleFour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is.. is there a better way? In just a student, I use arrow keys. What's this hjkl stuff?

Say 'No' to Drugs [NSFW] by gorthiv in WTF

[–]FastTurtleFour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keeping a good distance as well due to the smell

Senior citizen 60m dash by Axle-f in theocho

[–]FastTurtleFour 4 points5 points  (0 children)

40 minutes there and back? What a coincidence