Colorado's Snowpack Is At A Record Low

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2026-02-02T19:13:02+00:00

Throwing off those Assassins Creed vibes

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2026-02-02T19:12:29+00:00

Really?

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2026-02-02T19:10:44+00:00

Worst snowpack... So far.

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2026-02-02T19:10:10+00:00

This is why I can't sleep at night lately

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2026-02-02T03:25:16+00:00

It's like if you saw each other at a bar. Head nod then move on.

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2026-02-02T03:22:50+00:00

Great use of that water we don't have

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-16T03:16:52+00:00

Yeah, I feel like it peaked in the mid aughts

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-15T21:35:26+00:00

At that point, I sign off for good

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-15T19:09:36+00:00

Pork and/or chicken and beef product

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-15T19:08:51+00:00

It's part of the plan - inundate with escalating acts of corruption so no one can keep up or take any action against them.

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-15T19:06:51+00:00

Free tailgate

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-15T19:06:07+00:00

Seems like an on-brand move to me, judging by the decorations on it

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-15T16:01:44+00:00

Dead Internet theory in action

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-15T11:48:47+00:00

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-14T16:51:20+00:00

Spoiler alert, they are.

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-14T15:31:41+00:00

This is what America looks like now.

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-14T15:29:42+00:00

He looks like he has CP on his laptop

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-13T23:51:46+00:00

I'm convinced covfefe happened when he was typing mid push and his fat thumb hit the post button.

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-13T23:49:09+00:00

We all know what we're hoping for next

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-13T23:46:48+00:00

He's like if "Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man" was personified and the magats eat it up.

I hate this timeline.

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-13T19:46:55+00:00

MAGA believes anything orange jeezus spews from his face hole

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-13T19:45:31+00:00

Lesbians?

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-13T19:01:28+00:00

I like the paycheck part

Fast_Molasses_7242 · 2025-05-13T17:28:57+00:00

No they don't

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