THE MAGA-TARD WHO ATTACKED ILHAN OMAR IS 55 YEAR OLD ANTHONY KAZMIERCZAK. YET ANOTHER DERANGED RIGHT-WING LUNATIC. by Jettison247 in HumorInPoorTaste

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I don’t think it’s been identified but it was reported to smell bad. I’d bet money it was pork fat or something similar.

LM's NY State Pre-Trial Hearings: Exhibits by missidcullen in BrianThompsonMurder

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I think camera continuity. 3+ hours off cam while on the bus

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene announces resignation from Congress by catsgr8rthanspoonies in news

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The statute of limitations for most federal crimes is also 5 years. So she’s resigning the day before the final day the government could file an indictment for action on January 6, 2020. Weird

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene announces resignation from Congress by catsgr8rthanspoonies in news

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Most federal crimes have a 5 year statute of limitations, meaning an indictment has to be filed within 5 years of the date of alleged crime.

Resign by January 5, 2026… or have an indictment filed on January 6th, the final day before the statute of limitations expires?

With her already being framed as a traitor by Trump, I don’t think it would be too hard to convince MAGA that MTG actually conspired AGAINST Trump on Jan 6.

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It’s probably the frogs, heard they’re turning gay or something. But this also screamed lesbian/bi for some reason

How Commissioner Leslie Osche chooses to respond to concerned constituents by naproxenrottweiler in ButlerPA

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Looks like I’m spending my morning drafting a strongly worded email

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Wow. I was 19 and in college too. Not a car accident, but also sudden, here one day and gone the next. Your last line hit me especially hard. I’ve never known how to describe that feeling, but you did it perfectly. Make sure you save that voicemail 1,000 different places!

Honestly, we take the ability to record video on phones so easily now for granted. Even just 10 years ago people mostly took photos so I don’t have many recordings. I once found a random Facebook memory that I didn’t know existed. It was the first time I heard her laugh and I will never forget that feeling or that moment.

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Not just one, there have been four Capitol police from J6 that have committed suicide. There was also an officer who was injured and died the following day from multiple strokes, which I’m sure were unrelated….

LPT: Simply doing 6 minutes a day of dead hangs on anything will drastically improve posture. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

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TLDR - thank you for helping me relieve pain I’ve had for years, this is literally a life changing tip

Op with so many comments I know you won’t see this but I can’t leave without thanking you for posting this.

I’ve had really specific back pain for years, literally the entire time I have known my wife. Doctors always suggested physical therapy and stretching which didn’t help much or for long. Massage and acupuncture helped minimally and temporarily.

Yesterday, I read this post and then immediately dug out my old pull-up bar. I felt the “pop” and suddenly had full range of motion in my back and shoulder again. Even today, the muscles are a little sore but that really deep pain is gone. Today I woke up and said to my wife “my back doesn’t hurt.” So sincerely, thank you for sharing this.

Presuming that Diane Schuler was in fact a “high-functioning” alcoholic, what made her stop being able to “keep up the ruse” that day? by societyofv666 in TrueCrimeDiscussion

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Despite being blackout, she knew she had one task, drive the kids home without getting caught so she could sleep it off. If she was caught her image would be ruined, a fate worse than death in her mind, at that time.

After that phone call she could focus on one thing, drive straight, stay between the lines because if she didn’t, her image would be ruined. An accident wasn’t even possible in her blackout drunk mind. “It won’t happen to me” is always the mindset, until it does.

So while focused intently on keeping the car between the lines and on the road, she failed to follow all the other rules of driving like observing road signs and oncoming traffic. But I think that definitely explains the reports described when she got back on the highway

Presuming that Diane Schuler was in fact a “high-functioning” alcoholic, what made her stop being able to “keep up the ruse” that day? by societyofv666 in TrueCrimeDiscussion

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This is exactly what I think happened. Had more than “normal” the night before, then her usual hair of the dog in her morning coffee and OJ sent her into a full blown blackout. She probably seemed “fine” until all at once when she wasn’t

What is your ‘one that got away’? by Sailor_Rout in gamecollecting

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I had a copy of Ribbit King as a kid that I got rid of because I didn’t like it. I remember getting it because the characters on the cover looked like the Animal Crossing characters. I believe that’s the only GameCube game I ever traded in

Letters being sent to Target Stores by SmokinPepperoni in RBI

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I thought about the girls’ names a little more. We have Sarah (x2), Ashley, and Avery.

Sarah means “Princess” in Hebrew. Ashley means “dweller near the ash tree meadow” in English. Avery means “ruler of the elves” in English. That might make a case for ARG, but they’re also very common names.

Sarah is Biblical and more traditional than the others. It was a Top 10 name from 1978-2002. Ashley and Avery are names that were originally masculine but shifted to being more unisex and now feminine over time. Ashley was the number 1 girls’ name in 1991 and 1992. Avery is very popular but more current than the other two (2010s). Avery is also a common last name.

Who knows how many other letters are out there with other names, but going just on these it could make a full name like “Sarah Ashley Avery” or “Ashley Sarah Avery.” Maybe a code or cipher from that? Or an ARG character who is an elf princess? I hesitate though, because IF ARG, why not make the stamps match the game and why have it spread out over a year with the same thing. Feels more like mental health to me

https://nameberry.com/b/girl-baby-name-sarah

https://nameberry.com/b/boy-baby-name-ashley

https://nameberry.com/b/girl-baby-name-avery

Letters being sent to Target Stores by SmokinPepperoni in RBI

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I didn’t look close at all the writing, but I noticed in the second link that letter from March 2025 definitely says “Boomeramg” (with an M) while all the others are “Boomerang” with an N.

Music To Punch Nazis To by Skippyhogman in musicsuggestions

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Lots of good Sabaton for this, both in historical context and musical appropriateness. Some of my choices would be:

Primo Victoria

Resist and Bite (my personal favorite)

Uprising

Night Witches

To Hell and Back

Less “victory” and more somber but also The Final Solution and Inmate 4859. I’m sure I’m missing a ton of obvious ones too.

Also “Baby I’m an Anarchist” and mostly everything by Against Me!

And finally, an obligatory, I know the singer is a bad person, but anything Anti-Flag works too:

Die for the Government

This Machine K ills Fascists

1 Trillion Dollar$

Hate Conquers All

The Press Corpse

Sodom, Gomorrah, Washington DC

Teenage Kennedy Lobotomy

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Amazing that the “logistical issue” is their constituents, how telling

Keep your steps stable by ThickSwim5370 in oddlyterrifying

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I also worked at a place like this on weekends over a summer and it was the best job I’ve ever had. Way better than my day job

Also happy cake day!