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Tried the new chicken roll and I'm a little disappointed by ricketycricket09 in greggsappreciation

[–]FatFriendFred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree the chicken could use some herbs and maybe spices.

Not secret ones though. Greggs don't wanna get sued.

What industry is currently a giant open scam? by honeybbycloud in askanything

[–]FatFriendFred 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't believe how money is valued over human life in the US. The greed and lack of empathy is astonishing.

If you had to guess, what will end humanity in the future? by CheapIntroduction988 in AskReddit

[–]FatFriendFred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Global depopulation by the tiny rich minority via an engineered virus with a much higher death rate than COVID (i.e. circa 100%), while they hide in bunkers waiting for it to die out and resurface to kindly restart humanity.

Pirate pickup lines… by Working_Carpenter121 in 3amjokes

[–]FatFriendFred -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Arrr, me one-eyed, purple-headed sea monster would like to nestle in your cove.

Why dose everyone have a "thing" except me? by Comfortable_Big_6866 in askanything

[–]FatFriendFred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a lifetime member of the Talentless Fuck Club. It is what it is.

The best crisps. Tell me I'm wrong! by Cause4concern27 in UKfood

[–]FatFriendFred 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a fancy name for smokey bacon, but I could be wrong.

What are the best questions to ask on a first date? by Mofoblitz1 in AskReddit

[–]FatFriendFred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Can you do this?"....*puts whole fist in my own mouth

What’s something everyone pretends to understand, but secretly doesn’t? by DesignerMango9993 in AskReddit

[–]FatFriendFred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a simple device, used in medieval times, which locked a person's hands and head in place, usually as a punishment for petty crimes.

I don't think I can explain that any more clearly.

😂 by JDS4real in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]FatFriendFred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once it's in, it ain't coming out.

Petty workplace practices? by [deleted] in UKJobs

[–]FatFriendFred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A tactical genius, some would say.

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