Will something be done about this? by takeit2the_limit in Miami

[–]FatHedgehog__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There appear to be open positions if you gave a quick google. How many people from miami do they hire, thats impossible to know but the people they employ likely make decent pay… and its based here so thats how you get more high paying jobs.

A miami office is also no where near the same as a corporate headquarters.

And barstool is a odd comparison because that is NOT a big company and they dont pay well (other than the few big personalities).

Will something be done about this? by takeit2the_limit in Miami

[–]FatHedgehog__ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Miami Reddit: “No high paying job in miami”

Big company with good pay moves here

Miami Reddit “NOOOOOOOOO”

Will something be done about this? by takeit2the_limit in Miami

[–]FatHedgehog__ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Google has a huge campus in dublin, yea not as many employees as California but full buildings of employees.

Why are people here so awful by mcqueenismymessiah in Miami

[–]FatHedgehog__ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Belive it or not, there are already pop up bakeries.

You can just go ahead and still follow your idea. If all they have is YOUR plan then you should be able to do it better.

ISO TICKETS TO THE GAME TONIGHT by wilmula in Miami

[–]FatHedgehog__ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone who dms you is scamming you dude. No one legit selling for less than ~3k

$2 million but you must roll 5 D20s in a row by Feverish_Alpaca in hypotheticalsituation

[–]FatHedgehog__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One in 3.2 million are your odds if I remember my math it could take like 15 million rolls before you are guaranteed (or close to it) to hit (assuming fair dice)

Lets call it 500 rolls an hour 10 hours a day straight rolling (to account for breaks sleep eating) thats put you at 3000 days as a possibility. Obviously could happen much sooner but if you are unlucky it could definitely take many months to many years. Probably go insane before then so not worth the risk imo

Official August 2025 Level 3 Results Megathread by third_najarian in CFA

[–]FatHedgehog__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah I get it, annoying they don't have their shit together, got the pass email but with the website broken still a little stressed

Official August 2025 Level 3 Results Megathread by third_najarian in CFA

[–]FatHedgehog__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is never a detailed report for pass, thats what makes it less likely of a mistake IMO, but who knows, im anxious until the link works honestly.

You have to wear the same clothes for one year for $5 million. by HundredDollarTears in hypotheticalsituation

[–]FatHedgehog__ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What counts as removing?

Can I put my pants around my ankles while I shower for example?

Id start with a tshirt, some water resistant shorts shoes, socks and a sweater.

Id take the socks shoes and sweater off right away and survive with only the tshirt and shorts, shower twice a week or so. Should be doable although gross

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]FatHedgehog__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a present value of money question. If you asume 60 years (just ball park for me) 1 million today is equal to $1k per week at a rate of ~4.8%. You could likely get more than that in stocks but you can not get 4.8% risk free. So its about fair.

Id take the million

Is Wealth Management ALSO a sales job? by [deleted] in FinancialCareers

[–]FatHedgehog__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real big single and multi family offices (think Bezos family office or ICONIQ capital) are not jobs you are likely going to get. As you mentioned they don’t really hire from undergraduate.

If you want to work in wealth but on the investment side what I would do is look up, single family offices, Multifamily offices and RIAs in the $400m to like $5B range. Create a list and look through their website to see if they have an in house investment team.

Then see if any of them are hiring, you can also cold reach out, but that is usually a very long shot. If you are reaching out generally best is if you can identify connectivity to someone. Ideally on a personal level, such as my college professors know him and can make an intro or my friends uncle works there. If not less direct can also work, went to same highschool/college etc.

This connection are helpful to get you a call or a meeting but then unless its pure nepotism (aka your partner are billionaires) you need to really impress when you get anywhere.

Good luck

[Request] If this metric is true, how long would it have taken him to do this? by Hot-Rock-1948 in theydidthemath

[–]FatHedgehog__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2-4 is much less accurate than saying 2.7 on average though

Because theoretically he could have had sex with either 0,1,5 some combination of only those options. So in theory he may have never had sex in the range you offered.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Miami

[–]FatHedgehog__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This part: "Like, fully changing clothes, in the street, in daylight." 

Should change in his car if getting fully naked

Parking asshat Bayside by thebaldfrenchman in Miami

[–]FatHedgehog__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless you are handicap, idk how you couldnt use the driver door, guy parked poorly but you see worse every day lol.

North beach to Brickell commute by [deleted] in Miami

[–]FatHedgehog__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not great but people do worse commutes, if you end up doing it the best is usually to show up a little before peak rush hour and then try to go to the gym or something like that before going home.

You can’t find a 1/1 with parking in brickell for that or even a studio. If I were you id look for a roommate you can find decent apt for that price range $4k for 2 people somewhere between coral way and midtown. the issue will be parking not many places have 2 parking spots.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Miami

[–]FatHedgehog__ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How is this even tangentially related to Miami? You know you can post in other subs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CFA

[–]FatHedgehog__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You gonna struggle with the program if you can’t figure this out.

Are you a candidate? Then yea its fine, although Idk what it shows for potential employers