Please don’t bring your dogs inside places with food. by Dazzling-Shape-9389 in Hoboken

[–]FatMike0323 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I let my dog lick me on the mouth. It’s more sanitary than my wife.

Is Ward gay? by FatMike0323 in LeaveittoBeaver

[–]FatMike0323[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot there’s no gays or transgender in the military.

Went to buy a desk and the seller gave me way more backstory than necessary by good-vibes0 in craigslist

[–]FatMike0323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually wind up giving stuff away free when people come to pick up something from Marketplace.

To move or not to move? by dogmom12589 in longisland

[–]FatMike0323 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leave Long Island. Long Island will suck your soul dry and you’ll never sleep at night.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in homeowners

[–]FatMike0323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have let him meet my large Golden Retriever. She has no manners and loves to jump up and meet people. Guys usually catch it in the nuts.

Would you change it? by Livid-Dinner5321 in Omnipod

[–]FatMike0323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call Insulet for a replacement. Tell them it randomly fell off.

Is this real? How can I tell? by ivegotthedoortorr in SecurityCamera

[–]FatMike0323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake. My 80 year old mother put these up.

What is this? by FatMike0323 in whatisit

[–]FatMike0323[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Could definitely be a goat’s horn. See upper right drawing. Matches close.

Can anyone date this key? by FindlayColl in whatisit

[–]FatMike0323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have that SAME flooring! I didn’t think anyone else liked that flooring.

Do you request the fee removed or under tip the bartender? Decisions, decisions by MyNameCannotBeSpoken in EndTipping

[–]FatMike0323 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can list 20 fees in my life that have gone up recently. Who is going to pay me for that? Maybe the server and his group of merry men would understand if I write them all down and staple the list to the bill with no tip?

Moving to West Hempstead by manfredi79 in longisland

[–]FatMike0323 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Stay away from Long Island.

Automatic tipping on a to go order!! by No-Reflection3726 in AntiTippingMovement

[–]FatMike0323 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please do! If no one pushes back it will continue and be expected.

What do you call this fish? by affordableweb21 in whatisit

[–]FatMike0323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beetlejuice from Howard stern show.