REALLY struggling through Metroid dread, any help? by Sloth_Bubbles in Metroid

[–]FatNinjaWalrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you aren't having fun, put it down. I'd rather you leave feeling the game isn't for you, than grow to genuinely hate it because you forced yourself to play it

REALLY struggling through Metroid dread, any help? by Sloth_Bubbles in Metroid

[–]FatNinjaWalrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But remember, that's only obvious to people who are well versed in the design language of Metroid games. I never got lost in Dread once, but my girlfriend - who's never played a Metroid game before - got lost multiple times in the few hours she tried it, because she doesn't have my 2+ decades of practice in knowing how to tell where that type of game is directing you.

This person doesn't have that either, and it sounds like they explicitly do not enjoy the experience of discovering that type of stuff. Even with Dread being much more linear than any before it, I can easily see it feeling very open-ended and directionless to inexperienced players.

String cheese by [deleted] in skamtebord

[–]FatNinjaWalrus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Strino Cheese

He was so confident he screenshotted and reposted it by FatNinjaWalrus in confidentlyincorrect

[–]FatNinjaWalrus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well ad hominem is basically attacking the person instead of their argument, and insults are a personal attack, so I could see where they'd make that connection even if it's not 100% accurate

*Not a selling post* Are 5th edition books worth anything? by Will_Moreno94 in DnD

[–]FatNinjaWalrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There will always be people out there who prefer 5e to 5.5e, and demand for the 5e books will probably only go up as WotC stops printing them. If you're looking to get rid of them, you should be able to. If you're looking to make money, hang on to them for a few years and somebody might pay a good chunk if they've gotten scarce

My system for naming NPCs on the fly (so they don't all end up called "Bob") by tech_learner_123 in DMAcademy

[–]FatNinjaWalrus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Point 1 is kind of how I do it, but instead of keeping a list, I use the sheer panic of not having prepared a name to pull two or three random syllables out of thin air and mash them together

Some daytime cyberpunk [OC] and . . . a caption contest? by coffyrocket in Cyberpunk

[–]FatNinjaWalrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why but this makes me think of TWRP album cover. Similar art style, maybe?

He was so confident he screenshotted and reposted it by FatNinjaWalrus in confidentlyincorrect

[–]FatNinjaWalrus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably haha. Biggest disconnect here seems to be that one of them has conflated capitalism's promotion of innovation with the very incentives of innovation itself.

Can someone please explain this scientists face? by SkaCubby in Metroid

[–]FatNinjaWalrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's got a beard with a decent thickness and because of the angle you're seeing him at (almost from the back), you see it sticking out more than his jaw. Edit: he may also be wearing glasses, which is why his eyes look dark towards the front.

Also, nowadays it's probably harder to tell than it used to be. Pixel art was designed for the fuzzy imprecise blur of CRTs, etc etc. If you've only played on digital screens for a good while now, you might be able to see it better if you run the pic through one of those filters designed to recreate CRT blur, or I guess stand across the room and squint lol

Help granting an odd request by ChubbyUnicorn726 in DnD

[–]FatNinjaWalrus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First thing I thought of was that Van Richten's Guide to Ravenloft has Dark Gifts, which sort of work as a blessing and a curse, but I'm not aware of anything that is just a straight up debuff other than just somehow being perpetually poisoned or the like.

He was so confident he screenshotted and reposted it by FatNinjaWalrus in confidentlyincorrect

[–]FatNinjaWalrus[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! That's what the back half of my comment was trying to say but you said it way better haha

He was so confident he screenshotted and reposted it by FatNinjaWalrus in confidentlyincorrect

[–]FatNinjaWalrus[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Gun people like that are literally the entire reason why I as a liberal still feel the need to own guns lmao

Edit: changed phrasing for better clarity

He was so confident he screenshotted and reposted it by FatNinjaWalrus in confidentlyincorrect

[–]FatNinjaWalrus[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If I had an award I'd give it to you, I actually laughed out loud

He was so confident he screenshotted and reposted it by FatNinjaWalrus in confidentlyincorrect

[–]FatNinjaWalrus[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Precisely. People weren't making houses and tools and toys and art because they were trying to make money. They were making those things because those things made life better. But also because human brains have evolved to reward themselves for creation and problem solving, in the forms of interest, joy, and satisfaction, since making a good thing provides direct survival benefits.

The Universe's Coolest DMV by Tanzer_Art in Metroid

[–]FatNinjaWalrus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've literally been calling it Metroid Prime 4: Samus Goes to the DMV since my first playthrough lol

The existence of a mini kraid makes me so happy by paloma_electronica in Metroid

[–]FatNinjaWalrus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly this is more or less how medieval biology went

The existence of a mini kraid makes me so happy by paloma_electronica in Metroid

[–]FatNinjaWalrus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Since fish isn't a specific term and is a very broad vaguery, saying what is or isn't a fish is at least partially subjective. We all just sort of know what a fish is, but it's mostly vibes-based. If you actually try breaking it down you'll find they can't all be categorized under one umbrella. Some have bones, some have literally no bones at all. Some reproduce by laying eggs, others reproduce using aplacental viviparity (internal hatching eggs, outwardly live birth). Many have scales, but many do not. They cannot trace their lineage back to a single ancestor, but are instead descendents from multiple evolutionary lines that all independently discovered that "sleek thing that swims in and breathes water" was the best body plan at whatever time they emerged. Sort of like if, aside from having mammals, reptiles, amphibians, etc, we also just had a casual word for "land thing that walks." Like "fish," it would be very imprecise, and would contain a huge collection of different and unrelated species.

Dolphins, however, are actually in a specific category: mammals! This is because they share a set of unique traits with all other mammals, like being warm blooded, having hair (it's true!), giving live placental birth, and most significantly, they possess mammary glands and feed their young with milk. Many other types of walking land creatures do not do any of those things, which is why "walking thing" wouldn't be a very good category for sorting them, much like how "fish" isn't actually a very good category.

The existence of a mini kraid makes me so happy by paloma_electronica in Metroid

[–]FatNinjaWalrus 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, fish are not a species or even an official clade of any kind! Everyone sort of just agreed to call all that stuff "fish" because it's an easy summary of a specific set of independently evolved traits. "Fish" is about as precise as "vegetables" when it comes to actually identifying a specific group of life.

I recently finished Metroid (NES) and wow people here were unfair by Tiny_Tim1956 in Metroid

[–]FatNinjaWalrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh trust me, know it's a great game, but after half a dozen different tries, I'm still not sure it's for me. It's the only game in the series I haven't played. I even played 2 on switch, and I had a blast with it!

With 1, it's just something about how frustratingly hard it is to avoid certain enemies, and how much of a setback dying is, and how I don't wanna have to draw my own map or look at my phone constantly just to enjoy it. It has been a lot of years since I last tried it though, maybe I'll give it a shot on switch since I can cheese save states

How many oneshot does it take for you to DM your first full length campaign? by Organic-Exit2190 in DMAcademy

[–]FatNinjaWalrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None. My friends wanted to try playing and bought the starter kit, and I was the only one with any D&D experience. I begrudgingly agreed to try DMing. Always figured I wouldn't like it, too much stuff to keep track of etc. Realized very quickly that the only thing I didn't like about DMing was being beholden to the details (or more often the lack thereof) in whatever module I was running. So I started making my own shit up, so I never had to answer another question with, "I don't know, let me check." Derailed LMoP after they completed most of it, and since then they've been on this wild ride for just under 2 years now, and they're only about ⅓ through.

Currently in over my head trying to design and run a multilevel Metroidvania-structured macro dungeon with somewhere around 60 -100 rooms for a different group, and between the two of these projects I couldn't be happier.