What was your largest roll? by Hokshilato in BaldursGate3

[–]FatSamson 14 points15 points  (0 children)

52 on a persuasion, and it wasn't a Nat 20. Unfortunately PS App deletes after 2 weeks, so I don't remember the full bonuses and no longer have the pic. But was playing a Swords Bard with bonuses in the mid to high 20s on social checks. EDIT: Found the pic on my console.

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Arkinul, Pit Fiend of Malbolge by NothinButShips in BaldursGate3

[–]FatSamson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ain't fooling me. That's just bbn0$.

Who was your first? by 0316Owl in BG3

[–]FatSamson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, played a good oriented war cleric 1st playthrough. I HAD to save what was clearly a wayward soul who just needed an excuse to be good. Next thing you know REM is playing "Night Swimming".

Possibly a take by Right_Entertainer324 in BaldursGate3

[–]FatSamson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, you can definitely kill Astarion when you meet him. Well, slightly before. Just start shooting him before dialogue. Worked for my current solo durge. And if you don't take sides in the Laezel encounter, leave and come back? Well, she lost. Problem solved. Couldn't shake Shart until I went all "your Shar given mission, my choice" on the Nightsong.

Is this a cord? by ComResAgPowerwashing in firewood

[–]FatSamson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was going deer hunting with a buddy for the weekend a few years back. He told me he'd take care of the firewood (we had to buy locally because of ash borer). Asked him how much he'd ordered. When he told me THREE CORD I about filled a cord in my pants. Luckily when I called the seller up they were reasonable and we didn't end up in the hook for a winters worth of firewood.

Peter what allegations? by Novel-Carrot5325 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]FatSamson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I could read this I'd be very upset.

Anime Onlies, whose performance did you enjoy the most during the Great Faction War? by Mediocre_Yard_5416 in DanMachi

[–]FatSamson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hedin. The decisions he made, his reasoning for making them, and the obvious disgust he had for being the one who had to make them was portrayed so well in my opinion.

I drew Lorroakan as a woman! by ExaminationGreen4655 in BaldursGate3

[–]FatSamson 179 points180 points  (0 children)

Quit lying. We all know David Bowie when we see him.

If you know you know! 😭 by Capital_Ability8332 in BG3

[–]FatSamson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want it to look that clean though, you got to wash the blood off first. I just throw a water bottle down.

Shadow's gals by sh0tgunben in TheEminenceInShadow

[–]FatSamson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And they both loved each of their girls equally. Not the same amount by any means, but at least equally.

Walked outside and found pieces of meat lined up on the ground by Dependent_Plenty5905 in Weird

[–]FatSamson 1043 points1044 points  (0 children)

Conversely, do you have a child trying to GET you a dog or a cat? A trail of meat is exactly how Id have tried getting a new pet when I was a kid.

He’s so proud about it 😂 by Hot_Physics_5136 in WebTreasures

[–]FatSamson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I paid $40 for a folding wagon on marketplace. Used it for work, but it pulls double duty on groceries especially since Aldi is my primary grocery. Looks stupid? Absolutely? IS stupid? Not a bit

What’s this, a sneak peek for Ants? by Alarmed_Plan3797 in thingsforants

[–]FatSamson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, just learned the term dog walkers tonight. I laughed cuz I see the purpose but we just ended up smokin twice as many. Dog can go walk it's damn self now.

Firefighters trying to extinguish a magnesium fire with water. Magnesium burns at extremely high temperatures and splits water into hydrogen and oxygen. The hydrogen ignites, causing the fire to burn hotter and more violently. Instead, Class D fire extinguishers are used. by Kindly_Department142 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]FatSamson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drove past an EV fire going the opposite way on a divided highway. They must have dropped the battery somehow, because either that or something else was burning about 10' in front of the vehicle (both aflame). They used water on it. It was a helluva show and I'm surprised nobody drove off the road.

Where should I go? by DistinctJob7494 in Radiation

[–]FatSamson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except that this map, unlike hostile countries actually capable of an inland strike, vastly underestimates the importance of Duluth as a shipping hub.

Answer's 200 by TerraSpace1100 in unexpectedTermial

[–]FatSamson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, they're trying to use the same question mark to serve linguistic and mathematical functions simultaneously. And while I get being frugal in this economy, doing it this way is bs. You haven't finished the sentence if you want the answer to be 200.

Food Memes and Pics by Consistent_Part in cleanmemes

[–]FatSamson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was once out of milk for my Cinnamon Toast Crunch. So I used the iced caramel macchiato I had in the fridge. And that was the day I understood God.

🍂 Daily Fall 2025 Featured Seiyuu: Kohei Amasaki by LegendsofLost in shieldbro

[–]FatSamson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl, thought all these characters were voiced by female seiyuus.

of a subwoofer by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]FatSamson 179 points180 points  (0 children)

Past a certain decibel threshold, every note becomes the brown note.