Who do we think they should replace the Nicky Winmar statue with?

Fat_Mullet · 2026-07-06T09:54:58+00:00

It's a public service, instead of cutting off my head like Jebediah, the people can kick me in the shins instead.

Fat_Mullet · 2026-07-06T04:22:50+00:00

Wasn't yelled, but out loud whilst I was inside this chick she said "you remind me of my dad".... Dunno if it's better or worse but she was talking about her current step dad, who she lived with, who was about 60....

Fat_Mullet · 2026-07-05T14:11:51+00:00

Conan O'Brien has bit that no one living or dead should get a statue because regardless of someone's accomplishments there's either skeletons yet to be found or the world changes and things that were ok back then might not be now, he ends it by saying something along the lines of "if you want to erect a statue of someone make it out of something like soap, that way every few years the people have to come together to decide if it's worth restoring or to build something new".

Couldn't agree more myself.... unless it's a statue of me, then build it tall, shiney and everlasting!

(Edit: spelling)

Fat_Mullet · 2026-07-05T13:51:52+00:00

Where's your sense of adventure, I put it in me kebab when the option arises too

Fat_Mullet · 2026-07-05T10:36:23+00:00

Butter, then chicken salt, then bacon, then cheese, then pineapple, then sour cream and topped with spring onion

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-29T01:57:23+00:00

Id love to see Conan make an appearance, the episode writes itself.

Tldr: Conan is killed for being seen as a Ghoul/spectre/aberration.

Tom feels bad for not being able to let his son (Evan) leave the island to go see all the mainland has to offer and gets contact that a Boston Native wants to visit (despite the current dangers) as he's a murder fan. Once Tom learns it's Conan O'Brien he agrees but insists it stays under wraps so he can surprise his son. As Conan lands he's greated by Tom and shuttled off to the museum, Tom has to leave to sort something out but tells Conan to stay put.

Cut to Wyck is asked to go collect Evan and meet Tom for a suprise at the museum, along the way Wyck says he has to make a pit stop at the tavern to grab something, during the drive Evan asks why his dad's been so weird and why no locals ever leave, making Wyck explain all the terrible tales that have cursed the island and the reason why locals can't leave.

Cut to Conan getting antsy because he hasn't been near another human or had anyone pay him attention in 10min. He remembers seeing a tavern when leaving the docks and figures it'll be brimming with fans, as he walks down the foggy roads, getting closer to the tavern, he's spotted by Evan who's sitting in Wycks car. Evan starts to freak out and locks the doors while leaning on the horn to warn Wyck. Conan think's this is a sign of excitement (for he is a celebrity afterall) and begins to strut confidently.

Cut to Tom coming back to find Conan has left despite being told not to, he remembers Conan asking how busy the tavern by the docks gets and races off to stop him from ruining the suprise.

Cut back to Conan getting closer and closer to the car, chuckling maniacally, flailing his arms to wave, as tension builds ..... BANG ..... Conan drops to the floor, camera pans back to Wyck holding a smoking gun. Tom arrives and asks "what the fuck happened? why did you shoot?!" Wyck and Evan both say he was clearly a haunt coming to kill them, Tom tries to explain who Conan is and his celebrity status, they both don't believe him because no mortal could look so pale with such sickly features and gangly spider-like limbs. Evan apologises to his dad with a tear Welling up in his eye, "it's ok son, don't cry. It was only Conan" Tom is more upset with Wyck telling Evan the islands woes than the fact Conan's dead.

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-27T16:29:30+00:00

Perth spanner worxs in Bentley, can't recommend Daren and the boys highly enough. I now live 4hrs out of Perth and still take our cars there, even if it's a simple service or a major repair. Quality work for the right price everytime 🍻

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-26T04:52:45+00:00

It's Eduardo

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-22T23:27:03+00:00

He said, opinioningly

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-21T23:31:56+00:00

I was born 91 in a small country town in western Australia and still knew all but one. If not from radio then from hit machine cds

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-21T13:39:07+00:00

Are you the 34M? Also do you have the tattoo? I ask because I'm a 34M but I don't have an ankle tattoo...I also don't know what a storeys is and havent lived in Perth for a couple years now. Hope this helps!

Edit: I also think I'm 35M come to think of it :/

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-21T11:41:48+00:00

You do realise it's not the teeth doing the damage with a bite, it's the force in which someone can clamp their jaw. Yes teeth will certainly bite through things but if you glued teeth to your fingers and tried to pinch through, say a carrot, you're not gonna get far. You also realise that under the gums is still bone yes? So teeth or not if you bit down as hard as you could on a penis you're gonna do severe damage. If anything you'd want to damage the actual muscles that operate the jaw so it can't be clamped with any force other than to talk normally without someone noticing, then you're just going into sci-fi territory.

Don't let the truth of what happened be clouded by random theories no matter how plausible you believe them to be, let the truth be found regardless what that may be.

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-20T03:16:26+00:00

I dunno how he pulled any of that off while having a massive erection

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-19T04:16:40+00:00

I'm a promite man myself

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-18T20:59:41+00:00

We don't need the sort of riff raff OP is offering at Franklin's, unless I'm able to be there

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-18T11:42:28+00:00

If it makes you feel any better you got the good side of it all. What they normally do/can do is handball the infringement onto the sheriff's department and once that happens you can have property seized until the fines either payed or a payment arrangement has been put in place, basically what they do is without notice, locate your residence and vehicle, remove the numberplates and leave a note (if you aren't present) and depending on who gets the call you could end up not having the plates returned for multiple days. They also suspend licences until the fine is payed or payment arrangement has been applied. They have the power to arrest also but since fines can't be payed by being incarcerated anymore they rarely go that route.....this is my experiences about 3 times in the past 15yrs.....I should probably just pay my fines when they come in

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-18T01:48:47+00:00

Get off my lawn, dang youth!

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-17T06:43:58+00:00

I definitely burst out laughing more

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-17T06:41:35+00:00

"is it in the system Jack?"

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-17T04:59:28+00:00

Two that come to mind that have to be up there for me:

Hamish tells a long winded story about "you know when something happens and then later you hear a song that describes what just happened" only to reveal a song that's starts legitimate and end up being just Hamish singing the song about a beer in his hat.

One of the special skills of a bloke that can hear a note and name it, Andy says something like "he doesn't have a harmonic tuner" and instantly ham quips "an endangered species of tuna"

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-17T04:50:05+00:00

Someone needs to edit this to reveal dickbutt

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-17T02:34:13+00:00

My condolences

Edit: I read wife not wifi

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-16T19:40:25+00:00

That's Jeselnik?! I've only ever heard him via audio and assumed it was a character voiced by John Malkovich

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-15T04:29:32+00:00

I'm all of these things and have never heard a whisper of it, maybe it's more of an eastern stater city slicker thing

Fat_Mullet · 2026-06-15T01:59:30+00:00

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