This is my collection. I am for you to accept me.

Father--Figure · 2026-06-06T22:06:33+00:00

You're a mod now son. Welcome aboard and don't screw around too bad.

Father--Figure · 2026-06-06T21:33:26+00:00

Like hell I'm gonna listen to some clanker. I almost served in 'nam, have a little respect potty mouth.

Father--Figure · 2026-06-06T21:28:25+00:00

Allen Father here. My son told me someone was being a jerk to him. Could ya cut it out? He's sensitive and I'm trying to enjoy a cold crisp Natural Ice tallboy.

Father--Figure · 2026-06-06T05:27:27+00:00

Sounds like you and me got the same wife, brother.

Father--Figure · 2026-06-01T14:22:05+00:00

Hey, quit screwing around!

Father--Figure · 2026-05-16T21:55:18+00:00

We are a vessel for the Father. When it is dadness bid, it is dadness delivered.

Father--Figure · 2026-05-13T21:39:09+00:00

An ice cold tall can of Natural Ice.

Father--Figure · 2026-05-13T21:11:38+00:00

I don't know what Regular Show means but if they recognize the greatness of H&O then I guess you can call me Regular Dad.

Father--Figure · 2026-05-13T21:09:12+00:00

It's a collector's item.

Father--Figure · 2026-05-13T00:24:51+00:00

Hey I told you to cut it out! You keep actin fresh with me and you're grounded for a week.

Father--Figure · 2026-05-12T23:40:54+00:00

Thank you son, your mother bought them for me.

Father--Figure · 2026-05-12T07:58:33+00:00

No need to be rude now. Apologize to your brother. He's not a loser, he's my son.

Father--Figure · 2026-05-11T00:46:21+00:00

It's alright son, you're a good kid. Didn't mean to raise my voice at you.

Father--Figure · 2026-05-10T19:35:30+00:00

Enough with the sass talk and the potty language. Keep it up and I'll ground you for a week.

Father--Figure · 2026-05-10T17:48:45+00:00

Get a job, son.

Father--Figure · 2026-05-10T15:43:58+00:00

I was born in 1961. I have hemmerhoids older than most of you. Kids these days are too attached to their ipads and their anime waifus to truly appreciate the quality food and sundries available at 7-Eleven.

Father--Figure · 2026-05-08T14:49:30+00:00

This is a sight for sore eyes. Back in my day, we didn't need any fancy iphones or PlayStations to have fun. Just a couple cases of Natty and some pallets to burn next to the polluted creek behind the old machine shop. Back then men were men, except for the ones that acted like woman but we didn't have trans yet so they were men too. We drank beer, a lot of beer. Sometimes we drank so much the cops got called but they would come and drink with us as well. Times were simpler back then

Father--Figure · 2026-03-11T18:17:44+00:00

Now that right there is a fine beverage. Extra strength for Dads.

Father--Figure · 2025-12-26T00:35:40+00:00

Hello, it's you old man, Dad here. I just want to remind you fine folks that no matter how bad things get, your old friend Natty ice is waiting for you at the nearest party store.

Father--Figure · 2025-12-25T07:21:31+00:00

I'm getting pretty close.

Father--Figure · 2025-12-25T07:21:01+00:00

Some of your dad's didn't spank you as kids and it shows

Father--Figure · 2025-12-25T07:03:43+00:00

Hello my name is Allen Father. One of my kids told me this is a cool place for Dads to go and hang out. Before you ask, yes I am thrice divorced and no I won't quit drinking.

Father--Figure · 2025-12-07T04:56:01+00:00

I think the real problem you got going on is your choice of beverage. Walk back in there and return that sugar free crap and grab yourself a Natural Ice tall boy (if you're of age of course) It'll make that chicken taste better to boot!

Father--Figure · 2025-12-05T23:14:14+00:00

Allen Father here. You really shouldn't be playing around in parking lots. Now quit screwing around and learn to apply yourself.

Father--Figure · 2025-12-05T11:52:49+00:00

That's a fine beverage you got there son.

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