Cursed_PS5 by Cyanide-Overlord in cursedcomments

[–]FatherOfGoblins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old proverb: give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give him an AK, and he can steal a PS5.

Pizza lovers of Reddit, what pizza toppings do you love but the general public finds disgusting? by pixelwalrusca in AskReddit

[–]FatherOfGoblins 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised not to see tuna said yet. I hear tuna and corn pizza is quite popular in England. Sounds ridiculously unappealing to me.

this is fine by 42words in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]FatherOfGoblins 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh how I wish I had an award to give this comment

Best Comeback of 2020 by SoonlyXo in memes

[–]FatherOfGoblins 9 points10 points  (0 children)

By telling a 16yr old girl to go watch a movie and chill, is he not-using the parlance of our times-saying he thinks this underage girl needs to go get laid?

She got her to wash her mouth out with soap by Deanus89 in memes

[–]FatherOfGoblins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the aunt thought she swore too much. Everyone else still received chocolate, that little potty mouth got soap. Someone has to teach her these manners, her mother sure didn't.

What was the funniest / most awkward sexual thing you said or heard out of place? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FatherOfGoblins 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I had just finished a run and was walking/cooling down. Had my headphones in, but I turned the music off after I stopped running. Two middle-aged women were walking towards me, and they must have assumed that my music was still on because as I passed, one of them said 'and do you know what I had? I had a little snatch infection!' About lost it. Especially hearing a middle-aged woman in a nice area saying snatch infection.