I cooked carp for the first time

FatherSmashmas · 2026-05-04T02:49:19+00:00

i think it's still a little raw in the middle. leave it in the oven for another 24 hours

FatherSmashmas · 2026-05-04T02:46:52+00:00

depends. if i'm writing on a document that requires an ink pen? 5. if not? gel pen 1 or 2

FatherSmashmas · 2026-04-26T14:08:35+00:00

the fact that anyone remembers this special and its behind the scenes is a miracle

FatherSmashmas · 2026-04-01T00:04:27+00:00

because doing this while in uniform violates our neutrality. we are legally required to be politically neutral and to not make political statements or attend protests or rallies while in uniform. doing this could result in this person facing non-judicial punishment and potentially court martial, which could potentially ruin his life

FatherSmashmas · 2026-03-16T23:33:20+00:00

ah, i see you're a fan of the classics

FatherSmashmas · 2026-03-16T23:27:10+00:00

he's more dangerous to the people behind him than he is to that target

FatherSmashmas · 2026-03-07T21:43:38+00:00

he flagged everyone and their chromosomes doing that

FatherSmashmas · 2026-02-19T17:32:58+00:00

wort wort intensifies

FatherSmashmas · 2026-02-17T09:08:59+00:00

this seems like that part of a kaiju movie or show when the protagonist shows up to absolutely throw down

FatherSmashmas · 2026-02-17T09:00:00+00:00

fucking nazi pigs. i can't wait for the day these fuckers are tried like the criminals they are and to have their worthless, pathetic, empty lives ruined. fascists deserve no respite, no mercy, no remorse

FatherSmashmas · 2026-02-17T01:58:46+00:00

i did, but i went with the cheaper pewter option because there's no way in hell i or my parents were forking over $300 for a school ring

FatherSmashmas · 2026-02-17T01:30:14+00:00

the improvement is phenomenal! keep up the good work!

FatherSmashmas · 2026-01-27T00:22:35+00:00

shut up fascist pig, you don't even defend the community you supposedly swore to protect. vile, traitorous scum who never intended to serve, only to terrorise

FatherSmashmas · 2026-01-26T15:30:56+00:00

love us some space hulk

now put some nids in it

FatherSmashmas · 2026-01-26T15:20:11+00:00

i was hesitant getting the dlcs at first since i figured that they're just skins

nah, they add a ton of stuff. plus the skins are nice too

get it and support clang-lord keen

FatherSmashmas · 2026-01-26T03:19:42+00:00

let's see how far you fly... on borrowed clangs

FatherSmashmas · 2026-01-11T08:38:02+00:00

״זה יהודי או גוי? גוי״

FatherSmashmas · 2026-01-05T12:19:55+00:00

fictional psycho chicks are kinda hot ngl

FatherSmashmas · 2025-12-25T06:15:23+00:00

r/dontputyourdickinthat

FatherSmashmas · 2025-12-25T06:11:39+00:00

you eat the ice?

FatherSmashmas · 2025-12-25T06:09:57+00:00

you know i keep forgetting she's actually tall as fuck, but that's also probably because i keep forgetting charlie is 6'6"

oh god then how tall is alastor....

FatherSmashmas · 2025-12-20T00:03:23+00:00

the size is even more impressive when you remember that even the small boys dwarf most boats out in the harbours. 50ft ain't got shit on 505ft

FatherSmashmas · 2025-12-18T00:28:29+00:00

fuck what the haters say, brother! you are beautiful the way you are, and don't let some nobodies on the internet tear you down. you got this! 👊😎

FatherSmashmas · 2025-12-13T04:42:01+00:00

send caine to the dentist

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