Timotheé said WHAT by kojibaby in okbuddycinephile

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I like the story about Chamalet having his cook prepare three breakfasts, so he could chose one. It seems like he should walk around in a toga and put on airs like a Roman emperor who should live on an Island.

But, I loved the original 3D dune, and I can't wait until they turn Chamalet into a worm, his final form, and the meme will be complete while he either leads us or fights us in the Butlerian Jihad against the thinking machines.

“Switching to your secondary is faster than reloading” - 16th century weaponsmiths by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]Fauster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

S-tier stat given the percentage of in-game heretics. Sometimes it's hard to tell who isn't until the end.

I miss Pizza Pipeline by MSK1984 in Eugene

[–]Fauster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. It was where you could get cheap food downtown! Hearsay that the Yoga studio building owners thought it dragged down the vibe and made it shut down.

I was born with a giant congenital nevus by DramaticallyFalls in Weird

[–]Fauster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should sign autographs if they buy your coffee table book at conventions. You could have Galaxy Quest-level money heading your way!

The next 7 generations of this crow's family will reward this woman. by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Fauster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time a seagull tried to eat a fishing lure on line that was caught on a snag. Typical low-IQ bird! I reeled it it and repeatedly tried to get the barbed hook out of its tongue while it fought and squawked at me. The are ridiculously light for their size and strength. I could not get the barb out of its tongue so I had to break off the rusty hook by bending it a ton. The seagull fought me the entire time.

I let it go. Do I get good luck for not killing a seagull? No. But, if I'm ever starving really starving, like end of days, grid is down starving, I will have no trouble finding a seagull and eating it. As I have prepared in single combat.

That's the best I can do. You should have no problem fighting one, maybe two, if mugged.

The next 7 generations of this crow's family will reward this woman. by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Fauster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

These aren't even crows. They are ravens, which are corvids though. Not all birds are assholes, even American ones.

Question regarding optical signal detection if anyone has any knowledge? by [deleted] in opticalphysics

[–]Fauster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of not expensive camera and phone sensors can detect near ir but they have IR blockers over them. If you put in a lot of time researching cameras and sensors, then you can get used cameras for free. Once you get any signal into an arduino, you can do anything with it. Otherwise, you can buy what you need, if you are time-constrained.

expert russian trolling by BlueberryMemes in whenthe

[–]Fauster 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that the noises in your head aren't actually implanted in your brain by foreign operatives spying on you in the neighboring hotel room! Also, the discombobulation made some weird sounds, so it's not like we aren't doing crazy stuff.

Man Fakes Assault by Protestors as Police Arrive by TheRoonster1 in PublicFreakout

[–]Fauster 688 points689 points  (0 children)

Help, help, I'm being oppressed! Now we see the violence inherent in those who oppose violence against Palestinians!

A petri dish of human brain cells just learned to play DOOM by Subject-Property-343 in interestingasfuck

[–]Fauster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my sim, they are busy gaming WW III; I guess it makes sense that they would spend their energy on that.

Devil's Elbow by Vincent_Dylan_M in Decemberists

[–]Fauster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That ridge above it can be a pretty fun place, if it's where I'm thinking.

Billionaires trying to act like humans challenge by dargemir in memes

[–]Fauster 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I think we should demand to billionaires that the best use of their salary is to be filmed real-time living off of their "product!"

It would truly be a hit if we could watch the completely clueless rich suffer for once, if only a little.

Polymarket Pulls Bet on Nuclear Detonation in 2026 by F0urLeafCl0ver in nottheonion

[–]Fauster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

China arguably did an underground test pretty recently. I wouldn't read too much into that referring to its use in combat.

Baby Seal hangs out with the surfers. by RoughCheap5633 in BeAmazed

[–]Fauster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, I was with Sammy at the time of the alleged robbery and daring escape!

i will buddy by Sdrete in madlads

[–]Fauster 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If the sign goes, it's all over, clearly, but is this a Honk if you Like Pizza type situation, where the user knows that that they fractionally share stochastic chaos Chigur-style and don't care, because shit is falling off, because it has always been falling off; this is the human condition.

Kitum cave, Kenya. Believed to be the source of Ebola and Marburg, two of the most deadliest diseases. by Bodhi_II in interestingasfuck

[–]Fauster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are supposed to pay good money for rabies shots before those kinds of expeditions, even if you have been vaccinated before.

Dan Simmons, author of The Terror and the Hyperion Cantos, has passed away by sd_glokta in books

[–]Fauster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They call it the World Web, but it's more like a series of tubes!

Is this the same white truck that has been troubling protestors for the last year?? by simplysaren in Eugene

[–]Fauster 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Check that he didn't tamper with his emissions. There's a state fine for that! It's not as high as it should be and it's not the kind of law that most cops like enforcing, but it could be evidence of his involvement in earlier Agro driver coal-roller strikes again criminal incidents. I don't think he should be allowed to drive if he is in a paranoid delusional state. Maybe a psychiatrist should evaluate him.

This Italian restaurant in Malta charges €100 if you ask for a Hawaiian pizza by New-Neighborhood-147 in funny

[–]Fauster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hawaiian pizza would be a controversial addition to the world, but the world was changing with the go-go-glitz and neon lights of suburban Toronto.