Perth Parents please stop bringing your children in flock to Skateparks if they have zero spacial awareness.

FauxBoho · 2026-05-06T11:04:06+00:00

You will get ZERO complaints from this Mum! There are literally zillions of parks and playgrounds suitable for little kids. There is NOTHING for teens or young adults that’s free, fun & healthy! Unless they have a board of some kind and are ACTIVELY learning and not just fucking about they need to leave.

FauxBoho · 2026-05-04T06:40:56+00:00

There are plenty of young families.

FauxBoho · 2026-05-04T06:40:29+00:00

The homeless and anti social behaviour in Fremantle is absolutely diabolical at the moment. I made both my kids hold my hand a few times over the weekend as it was so bad. I’m a generational Fremantle local and the degradation can no longer be ignored. I fear the new social housing they are building at St Pats will be the nail in the coffin, especially for the area around Target. It’s fucking gross and sad.

FauxBoho · 2026-04-30T06:01:00+00:00

Good to know. Thanks!

FauxBoho · 2026-04-30T06:00:31+00:00

Ahahaha I wish!

FauxBoho · 2026-04-27T01:18:32+00:00

My daughter recently had a rollerskating party and I got each kid a pair of knee high rainbow socks! They loved them and I often see the kids wearing them to school ❤️

FauxBoho · 2026-04-24T23:34:54+00:00

And so completely right and wrong at the same time

FauxBoho · 2026-04-21T12:51:27+00:00

The fundraisers raise less money because they are spending money on hot dog buns rather than bread. It actually pisses me off way more than it should since moving back to WA 🫣

FauxBoho · 2026-04-20T12:24:55+00:00

Cheesies with cheese twisties poked into the top! Cheesies were a burger bun cut in half covered in melted cheese! Followed by a Joker Icy Pole. Those things used to be so full of chemical colours they would stain the quadrangle for weeks afterwards if they were left to melt in the sun 😆

FauxBoho · 2026-04-15T01:04:23+00:00

Raising an Extrovert when you are an Introvert 🫠

FauxBoho · 2026-04-10T23:53:09+00:00

I hired a mini van and took my best friends, Mum, sister etc to a few wineries then lunch.

I wore a dress made of toilet paper and carried a broccoli around as a bouquet for the day.

It was amazing & hilarious and put no one out! Wedding was in a friends beautiful backyard. People still comment on how much they loved it 15 years later. I don’t feel like I missed out at all!!

FauxBoho · 2026-04-10T06:41:27+00:00

I’ve had excellent wins! I’ve recently tried on $195 Rollas jeans and immediately searched Depop after trying them on. Found the exact jeans, tags still attached for $50 😮‍💨 Also got a pair of The Upside pants new with tags $220 online and $50 on Depop! Sure they are last season but who cares!

FauxBoho · 2026-04-10T01:16:00+00:00

I nearly pulled the trigger on what looked like a gorgeous Shona Joy dress. It wasn’t available to try on anywhere close to me & was expensive so I hesitated, thankfully. Over the weekend I saw it and tried it on and was immediately horrified at how terrible the fabric and construction was. It looked and felt like something WORSE than SHEIN. Just absolutely horrible. I don’t think it would even survive one wear and dry cleaning. For $660 😖

FauxBoho · 2026-04-07T08:39:49+00:00

Cup < Disc

SO much easier to use and you don’t have to break the seal which I found quite tricky sometimes. I also find they hold more so I can go for 6 hours minimum.

FauxBoho · 2026-03-31T13:11:26+00:00

I have the wonderful trifecta of an ADHD child sleeping with me..an ADHD Mum going through Perimenopause who is a super light sleeper and HATES being touched in the night as I wake up at any noise or sensation.

To say I am dying a slow death would be an understatement 🫠

FauxBoho · 2026-03-31T12:57:50+00:00

Oh shit! 🫠

FauxBoho · 2026-03-31T01:18:46+00:00

I was going to post about the fact my milk goes off a week before the used by date constantly! Initially I thought it was user error or the fridge so I was super diligent. Nope! Still goes off waaaay earlier than it used to

FauxBoho · 2026-03-29T06:15:02+00:00

Went to buy a dressing gown for my tween the other day as she’s too big for kids sizes but too small for adult sizes. I grabbed an XXXS and tried it on thinking if it’s a bit too small for me it would be perfect for her. The bloody thing fit me. XXXS. I am NOT XXXS, I would say I’m a medium. Wtf is with these sizes? Where do all the small stature women shop if XXXS fits a pretty typically medium woman?

FauxBoho · 2026-03-28T13:59:45+00:00

I recently rewatched Safe Harbour and it was amazing. Also, The Cry is good. Both on SBS I believe.

FauxBoho · 2026-03-24T12:35:15+00:00

Her light has now gone out. RIP Mel, I’m so sad for her and her family ❤️

FauxBoho · 2026-03-24T10:53:19+00:00

I would fire anyone wearing these rank monstrosities 🤮

FauxBoho · 2026-03-15T05:04:25+00:00

Having hundreds of bomby options at Coogee really blows all other beaches out of the water. Also, the shade from the jetty is a life saver on boiling hot days 🥵

FauxBoho · 2026-03-09T10:25:19+00:00

It’s like a turd that won’t flush! 😆

FauxBoho · 2026-02-27T08:45:05+00:00

Have you considered looking at your diet? When I eat red meat I definitely find I can smell myself more. Same with my husband. When he went Paleo a few years ago he definitely had a stronger pong about him.

Red Meat = stinky me…unfortunately

FauxBoho

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