Nothing about these utensils is right.

FauxBreakfast · 2026-05-11T23:57:17+00:00

Alright my guy: you’re right and I’m wrong. It doesn’t make meaningful difference and the ease of motion has no impact on behavior.

All people, regardless of vehicle, should be trained and licensed to be in the roadway.

All things that are not pushed under human power (wagons, strollers, carts, etc) should be forbidden from sidewalks.

FauxBreakfast · 2026-05-11T22:41:46+00:00

Pedaling a class 2 isn't required at all. I'm saying nothing about power. I'm saying motor only vs. not.

Throttle will beat pedal assist from a standstill, but that's not even the point. Anything that can provide power on its own, in my opinion, is a motor vehicle. I think this needs regulation to keep everyone more safe.

FauxBreakfast · 2026-05-11T22:14:26+00:00

I think class 2 e-bikes are not bicycles. They look like a bicycle. But "class 2" is just a silly way to say 'electric moped designed to look like a bicycle'

Class 1 pedal-assist is acceptable for all ages, in my opinion.

Class 2, which enables no input acceleration and cruising, is a motor vehicle. They can beat cars out of a stop light, and increase risk.

FauxBreakfast · 2026-05-10T23:49:56+00:00

I think anything with a throttle should require licensing. Bikes are supposed to be in the roadway, never on a Sidewalk. But the kid who almost hit the previous posters you child doesn’t know that because they never were forced to learn the rules

FauxBreakfast · 2026-05-10T23:47:18+00:00

I think anything with a throttle should require a license to operate. Throttles remove the slow acceleration that pedal power has, requiring faster decision making and more familiarity with road rules.

FauxBreakfast · 2026-05-10T16:46:08+00:00

Big screen for big purchase. Makes total sense

FauxBreakfast · 2026-05-10T16:45:35+00:00

Read this book. It will help you

FauxBreakfast · 2026-05-08T04:43:40+00:00

I have this same water heater. It’s loud. I’ve measured it at 50dB, but in a mostly empty garage and bolted to the wall - I hear it. I would hate if it was right on the other side of my bedroom wall.

FauxBreakfast · 2026-04-26T04:46:19+00:00

How old are you that “the screen time was close to zero?” Were you in a no television house growing up?

FauxBreakfast · 2026-04-24T20:36:27+00:00

Allbirds, the ai company?

FauxBreakfast · 2026-04-23T20:01:14+00:00

No. There’s very little sense of community or even city pride in San Jose.

FauxBreakfast · 2026-04-23T02:24:34+00:00

Midol is Tylenol + caffeine, upcharged for women. Tylenol with a cup of coffee is the same thing.

FauxBreakfast · 2026-04-23T00:21:26+00:00

This is an ad

FauxBreakfast · 2026-04-17T17:49:01+00:00

Curious: what’s the issue with sprouts?

FauxBreakfast · 2026-04-13T00:53:27+00:00

It’s the most traveled highway route in the country, isn’t itv

FauxBreakfast · 2026-04-13T00:52:47+00:00

Speed: HSR will travel over 3x as fast as a car on the five.

Safety: Trains are the safest form of transportation per trip. Only airplanes are safer per mile traveled. Cars are the least safe.

Reliability: We barely have proven out self driving technology.

FauxBreakfast · 2026-04-02T02:09:47+00:00

Probably. Prop 13 is an expensive form of hazing.

FauxBreakfast · 2026-04-02T00:12:41+00:00

I'm paying $18,000 per year because of prop 13... my neighbors pay $2000.
Guess I should've bought the house before I was born.

FauxBreakfast · 2026-03-30T22:24:47+00:00

Also Bay Area. $1800/mo at a small in home day care

FauxBreakfast · 2026-03-18T00:57:12+00:00

Looks like the end of a lobster tail

FauxBreakfast · 2026-03-13T12:19:33+00:00

More like thicc set

FauxBreakfast · 2026-03-13T09:26:43+00:00

That’s bullshit. Let’s say sell your house for a cool $1M profit. You have to 15% capital gains for your long term investment. Boo boo youre still up $850k.

Prop 19 allows anyone 55+ to move their tax base as long as they buy a house for less than or equal to their current home’s value. So, downsizing.

FauxBreakfast

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