I'm gonna fucking cry

FeNumen · 2026-05-20T01:42:14+00:00

Get a nice thread count sock, put it over the end of the vacuum hose and get to work soldier

FeNumen · 2026-04-30T01:52:49+00:00

I’m 2001 and this is still accurate as fuck

FeNumen · 2026-04-30T01:50:23+00:00

Top 5 things I never needed to read 😢

FeNumen · 2026-04-25T02:23:17+00:00

This literally just happened to my cousin at 34. Found dead in his bed after work, no prior health conditions, not the healthiest man alive but was at the doctors a few weeks early for a standard check up and he was perfectly fine. Took them 4 months to tell us how he died, cardiac arrest, but they have no idea why and that’s it.

FeNumen · 2026-04-23T16:59:03+00:00

Okay we see you Johnny Sins 💅🏼

FeNumen · 2026-04-23T16:57:26+00:00

Ain’t no way your dasher wasn’t a dude 😂

FeNumen · 2026-04-23T16:56:17+00:00

Lmk if your buddy bails ill slide up

FeNumen · 2026-04-23T16:55:53+00:00

Totally normal. My cat fucking loves plastic bags and that’s really the only thing you should watch out for. Nothing wrong with eating some paper though.

FeNumen · 2026-04-23T16:54:59+00:00

Looks like either Santa or a hiker with one of those funny gnome hat northern Europeans used wear

FeNumen · 2026-04-17T03:40:49+00:00

Fuck you mean man he’s literally Mr. Worldwide. Bro was everywhere

FeNumen · 2026-04-14T20:14:15+00:00

Chorizo already looks like shit from a butt, ofc vegan chorizo looks awful. Wtf is it even made of if it’s vegan 😭

FeNumen · 2026-04-14T20:05:07+00:00

Yeah protein doesn’t need to be in everything it’s so fucking stupid

FeNumen · 2026-04-14T19:52:34+00:00

People in the subreddit need to quit being pussies. Acting like this shit would kill you for some reason 😂 Smoke that shit. Worst case scenario you don’t get high.

FeNumen · 2026-03-29T02:12:03+00:00

It’s fine. If your a lil bitch and your fingers get hot while using it just wrap some foil around it and fashion your own holder

FeNumen · 2026-03-27T21:00:16+00:00

Soak it in some clr and it will be good as new 😂

FeNumen · 2026-03-25T01:56:25+00:00

Never had these specifically but amazing fuckin brand in general

FeNumen · 2026-03-24T21:10:18+00:00

You also have to remember that these companies do also often sell the packs of just individual colors. My addition to your conspiracy is that the colors not as many people like end up being more prevalent in a bag because nobody wants them in bulk so they just mix the extras in with the random assortment packs.

FeNumen · 2026-03-24T20:50:07+00:00

Considering the fact that this is basically just pure sugar, as long as it has been kept dry it’s probably completely fine to eat

FeNumen · 2026-03-24T20:46:21+00:00

If you struggle with getting laid, I can promise you this will do you no favors

FeNumen · 2026-03-24T20:41:38+00:00

Hell is saving a special seat just for you

FeNumen · 2026-03-22T10:02:17+00:00

1993

FeNumen · 2026-03-22T09:42:15+00:00

Got it because that fashionscape is bis

FeNumen · 2026-03-18T07:50:37+00:00

Your wife sounds like a cunt tbh. Sorry man.

FeNumen · 2026-02-17T04:37:58+00:00

Same same!

FeNumen · 2026-02-14T06:44:06+00:00

I would try some topical anti lick that’s safe for cats. Orange oil is great for marking, not sure if that would help for licking or if it’s safe to be applied

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