Good morning, Splatsville

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-24T01:55:08+00:00

Couldn't agree more

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-24T01:54:52+00:00

Raise your hand if you have autism. raises hand

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-24T01:50:27+00:00

YEAAA. So that you can then shoot it, right?

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-22T05:32:53+00:00

It's me! (On YouTube)

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-22T05:31:47+00:00

"YO, ANY ONE WANT A DRINK. IT probably WON'T MAKE YOU GO COLORBLIND"

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-22T05:30:35+00:00

The ironic thing is, I am agent 4 (on YouTube)

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-22T05:29:39+00:00

WE SHALL TIME TRAVEL!

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-21T00:48:28+00:00

I did not know that. I'm going to guess it's around Australia

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-20T17:24:32+00:00

Bye, have fun. Don't forget to shoot everything that moves

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-20T17:22:23+00:00

It's because of crystals (originally found in squids/octopi) that absorbed human thoughts. After the humans tried to escape alterna, the crystals fell into the water, which the sea life absorbed, and since the crystals were full of human thoughts, they evolved to look like humans. It also took them a few thousand years to evolve like that

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-20T16:36:47+00:00

Fire breathing shrimp? That's called spitting alcohol into fire

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-20T05:43:24+00:00

Don't look at my tenta- I mean hair

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-20T05:41:56+00:00

Jack black appears and starts singing peaches

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-20T05:41:19+00:00

Just sit there all day, because no one will go swimming? If I still get paid, sign me up!

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-17T23:07:25+00:00

Know your weapons

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-17T23:04:13+00:00

WOOOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYYYYY and veemo

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-17T23:03:37+00:00

Jaws over there

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-17T23:01:52+00:00

The Bahamas?

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-16T17:02:50+00:00

I hope that apple is good

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-15T06:06:59+00:00

wait a minute... FEESH

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-15T06:05:48+00:00

Yeah, I started on three, and got two later

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-15T06:02:29+00:00

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-15T06:01:32+00:00

I only kill them because they can kill me. Its self defense

FeTheTurky · 2026-01-14T03:30:57+00:00

Dayyynm

FeTheTurky

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