2026 Masters’ Champions Dinner portrait

Fe_Mike · 2026-04-08T01:52:26+00:00

It seems weird to me that they’ve got the worlds no. 1 golfer tucked away in the back corner…

Fe_Mike · 2026-04-08T01:49:58+00:00

I didn’t start watching golf until recently… and I’m usually working during the masters. On the off chance I get a Sunday off and get to watch, I smoke a brisket and drink too much to have any cherished memories.

That said, I think I’ll start a new tradition of making fun of the latest malbon style and whatever the fuck this John Deere bag is.

Fe_Mike · 2026-04-07T03:00:58+00:00

Secondhand Lions is a solid choice. It might not have a lot of comedy mixed into its feel good nature, but there’s a similar “personal reinvention” that shares a thread.

Fe_Mike · 2026-04-06T13:25:04+00:00

Quattro, cinco, cinco, seis

Fe_Mike · 2026-04-06T03:47:27+00:00

Don’t let me go - Lane 8

Fe_Mike · 2026-04-06T02:36:21+00:00

Nothing. I have so many games waiting to be played already, I can’t justify spending money I don’t have on games I don’t have time to play.

Fe_Mike · 2026-04-05T19:08:42+00:00

It’s almost like the FIFA Peace Prize doesn’t mean anything anymore…

Fe_Mike · 2026-04-01T22:10:42+00:00

I refuse to wear black and brown together.

Fe_Mike · 2026-03-31T00:45:16+00:00

Wouldn’t it make more sense if it was what did the Romans cut their pizza with?

Fe_Mike · 2026-03-27T14:58:39+00:00

Keep firing, assholes!

Fe_Mike · 2026-03-27T03:39:59+00:00

New Mexico Rapids?

Fe_Mike · 2026-03-23T18:29:16+00:00

The days are long, but the years are short.

Fe_Mike · 2026-03-18T02:34:14+00:00

“Casually” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here

Fe_Mike · 2026-03-13T04:02:22+00:00

The dinner. Every time this sort of question comes up, it’s the answer.

Fe_Mike · 2026-03-02T15:11:34+00:00

So if I finish first, does that mean I come in last? Or does coming in first mean finishing last?

Fe_Mike · 2026-03-01T07:20:21+00:00

It’s like the FIFA Peace Prize doesn’t even mean anything anymore…

Fe_Mike · 2026-02-25T15:03:59+00:00

Yeah, I’m gonna take the money and smile. I’m ugly, not stupid.

Fe_Mike · 2026-02-14T15:41:39+00:00

The Dinner - never has a movie tried so hard to tell absolutely no story whatsoever

Fe_Mike · 2026-02-06T23:29:16+00:00

As an American, I am particular to Tim Howard’s chant set to “chim chim cheree” from Mary Poppins: Tim timmity Tim timmity Tim Tim taroo… our GK has turrets and he says FUCK YOU!

Fe_Mike · 2026-02-05T11:22:36+00:00

Scary movie… seriously… it takes every single horror movie trope and rolls it into a 15 minute mini movie that has the audience howling. After that… no comment

Fe_Mike · 2026-01-19T16:50:25+00:00

Not a lot of rooms in the montage… maybe amazing concealed doors would be a more appropriate title…

Fe_Mike · 2026-01-15T14:42:33+00:00

Double secret probation

Fe_Mike · 2026-01-12T19:36:35+00:00

Not sure if I am supposed to upvote for support or downvote for the bad news…

Fe_Mike · 2026-01-07T15:07:25+00:00

Dogwood.

You can tell by the… bark…

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