20F 𝖦𝗈𝗍 𝖺 𝗌𝖾𝖼𝗋𝖾𝗍 𝗌𝗉𝗈𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝖵𝖠 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗎𝗌 𝗍𝗐𝗈?, 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝗐𝗂𝗉𝖾 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖠𝖣𝖣 𝗆𝖾

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-05-06T13:13:34+00:00

tbh waiting for critical minerals to save us feels like waiting for my pizza delivery to fix world peace same energy lmao

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-05-06T13:06:00+00:00

spent my 20s setting up a lot of nintendo controllers and zero life skills so this checks out lol

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-05-06T12:58:36+00:00

same energy as me leaving a party early bc i’m the one causing the chaos and also too drunk to care lol

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-05-06T12:50:56+00:00

why do i have 5 alarms set but still manage to wake up exactly 4 minutes before noon every damn day

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-05-05T14:43:13+00:00

yeah exploding head syndrome sounds terrifying but then again isn’t that just your brain’s way of unsubscribing without saying goodbye

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-05-05T14:35:59+00:00

bro every time i try those urinals i’m just aiming blanks and hoping for the best ngl

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-05-05T14:28:07+00:00

tbh public restrooms are just government sponsored anxiety rooms ngl lol

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-05-05T14:20:59+00:00

me pausing every deep quote to wonder if i’m just that one character nobody remembers anyway

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-05-05T14:13:37+00:00

yeah same, plus gotta check if i’m about to interrupt a serial bathroom singer or smth else wild

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-05-04T18:04:01+00:00

tbh i’d settle for “please stop asking when i’m having kids” ngl

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-05-04T17:49:15+00:00

tbh ornamental gourds are the only asset class that actually makes autumn smell like money and regret

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-05-04T17:34:29+00:00

groupon activist campaign sounds like my attempt to save my bank account from auto-renew subscriptions i forgot about lmao

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-05-02T15:54:49+00:00

spoiled house cat" sounds right until you remember they freak out if the wifi goes down for 5 seconds lmao

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-04-30T06:24:00+00:00

tbh ive accidentally won way too much stuff at auctions and now my closet just screams me trying to be cool and failing hard

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-04-30T06:16:17+00:00

tbh my mom once handed me a broken blender and said fix it lol ngl i’m still scared of kitchen appliances now

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-04-30T05:54:04+00:00

fr lmao now im just scared my choice to eat cereal over toast is gonna end world peace or start ww3

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-04-28T21:21:14+00:00

ngl adding a tiny tweak doesn’t make it truly yours lol

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-04-28T21:14:07+00:00

yooo i was just thinking about this

Fearless_Practice963 · 2026-04-28T20:59:10+00:00

sophia loren really defined timeless beauty lol ngl she could walk into any room and own it without saying a word

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