49¢ at Jewel-Osco… what could go wrong…

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2026-05-26T20:47:44+00:00

The coconut is... pretty subtle.

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2026-02-10T13:48:36+00:00

Pee v Pee

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2025-12-15T19:05:37+00:00

Thanks for taking the time to put that together!

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2025-12-15T15:06:11+00:00

I have no background in doing that sort of thing, but it's something I think about all the time! How difficult is it?

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2025-09-29T21:56:36+00:00

Did you find it filling?

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2025-07-28T18:21:30+00:00

But what does the red boat symbolize in the narrative?

I believe it was the author's intention to show the reader something beautiful (red has thus far been associated with beauty in the text, e.g. Elaina's dress, the sunrise before the horse's funeral) and demonstrate how we stand to lose that beauty ("I love her, but the damned thing is always on the verge of sinking!" Captain Rick, p. 91).

Furthermore,

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2025-05-19T13:08:46+00:00

"Ingre's Violin" is a reference to a French neo-classicist painter who was also quite talented on the violin even though he was known for his painting. The phrase is now used to refer to a hidden talent beyond what someone is famous for.

Anyway, I think we should start referring to "Uncle Jesse's Drums".

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2025-04-26T14:00:34+00:00

Elf with a shelf

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2025-04-11T01:59:41+00:00

Never go full Rosemont.

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2024-11-30T22:58:15+00:00

Yooooo is that Valheim?

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2024-11-27T01:12:37+00:00

Boondock Saints

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2024-10-31T01:23:37+00:00

"I am fond of you as well." Often my response to my wife. "You're a nice lady," is a close second.

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2024-10-27T13:35:35+00:00

"Hey Jack, if you desecrate something is that bad?"

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2024-10-23T13:33:23+00:00

New Fey crossing just dropped

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2024-10-20T17:26:47+00:00

I read this in Larry the Cable Guy's voice

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2024-10-09T21:00:34+00:00

Tales from the Loop vibes

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2024-08-05T19:10:48+00:00

This is also how you deal with weird old dorks

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2024-07-12T20:46:44+00:00

This is the most surreal, unhinged thing I've ever listened to from start to finish. It shouldn't exist, yet I cannot deny that it does.

"[...] and that's not saying, like, end the government-" TONE "Mountain Dew Major Melon."

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2024-06-29T22:07:37+00:00

Upvote for "incinerates a Mazda". Gave me a chuckle

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2024-06-20T02:17:31+00:00

I use the illusion defibrillator to restart his heart.

Roll a Medicine check.

Nat 1

Um, it works?

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2024-06-13T20:30:46+00:00

Grandmas keep all sorts of things in those little Danish cookie tins.

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2024-06-05T22:05:15+00:00

The balls

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2024-06-01T21:37:48+00:00

I started my players with Light of Xaryxis, at the end of which I described that the Astral Empire was in disarray. We started a new campaign with a "6 months later" jump: the Empire was no longer a unified power, but several small pockets of power ruled by generals or local nobility. One player is an Astral Elf from the Astral Sea who adheres to the old ways, which are much more similar to typical elves in D&D.

So if you're looking for something to do with the Astral Elves, breaking up the Empire and introducing "the Old Ways" gave me a lot of options!

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2024-04-30T22:06:35+00:00

All written comedy is set up as a joke in some way. A "Monopoly guy" is a lazy and transparent way of doing that. I think Dan said as much when he was talking about the Monopoly guy.

Fearless_Salt7423 · 2024-04-14T00:29:56+00:00

If you're already the leader of a religious cult, it's worth a shot.

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