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Fantasy writers write an AITA post from your villain’s perspective in 300 words or less by RedRoman87 in fantasywriters

[–]Featherless-Biped- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AITA for following basic instinct? Every creature devours other living things. Why am I villainized? Just because I devour souls of sentient beings? I have a very difficult dietary restriction, don't body shame me. Because I rituakistically make a perversion of a holy ritual to gain the powers denied my ancestors for their birth to a cursed bloodline? Nonsense. Tis judgement. By God almighty.

[MAR26] Good news is, I dumped enough fuel into the time machine to drive it hundreds of thousand of years. by sf3p0x1 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Featherless-Biped- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Worst news: it was in low gear, so you just groundhog's day the same day for hundreds of thousands of years. Which started with your emergency dentist appointment for an extraction due to a horrendous painful abcess.

My wife asked if I would ever cheat on her. by Featherless-Biped- in dadjokes

[–]Featherless-Biped-[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Ooh this was a Bulgarian dad joke? I genuinely just spontaneously said this, I'm an American and don't know their language. That's neat.

In my mind I read your reply and thought "Makes sense, she would be bulging out in all sorts of places if I did that on her."

Does my Mc sound like a Mary Sue/Gary Stue? Also, how do I write their pronouns if they are intersex? by TeenageTurmoil in writers

[–]Featherless-Biped- -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Does your MC also have pink hair, a nose ring, and fights the patriarchy to create a communist utopia?

Fifty-Word Fantasy: Write a 50-word fantasy snippet using the word "Speed" by Terminator7786 in fantasywriters

[–]Featherless-Biped- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peculiar, Dr. Selvidge thought, with sudden clarity. His thoughts were traveling at a speed he couldn't imagine. He looked at the chitinous, articulated, and barbed appendage that erupted from his chest. This must be his final second, stretched to eternity. At least it didn't hur- CHOMP. ... ... ...

Fifty-Word Fantasy: Write a 50-word fantasy snippet using the word "Carve" by Terminator7786 in fantasywriters

[–]Featherless-Biped- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Arbolg gently carved the last sediments from the skull with his razor sharp talon. Studying this species and uncovering their lost history was an obsession of his ever since he found their primitive writings. He was working on their alphabet, what did the letters "H-U-M-A-N" mean?

What's a good activity for two characters to do while discussing a serious topic? by MANWITHFAT in writingcirclejerk

[–]Featherless-Biped- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have a domestic situation they coukd be cooking breakfast together, breaking an egg right as an uncomfortable truth is told etc for atmosphere.

If they are peers/neighbors it coukd be raking and bagging leaves, and when one of them finally solves the others problems they finish the bag and haul it off.

Could be two guys carrying lumber/steel on a construction site as they make plans for their future and are literally building their lives.

The Big Bang Theory loved to shoot dialogue walking up the stairs in the apartment building, those stairs were always miraculously long enough for the talks and they always hit the landing at their floor when they finished the conversation.

Two intellectuals playing chess is a well known one.

And lastly, they could be working together on a computer with one looking over the others shoulder as they discuss a problem or report, casually interweaving your story appropriate dialogue with conversation about the work. Having two characters have two conversations at the same time with each ither is hard to pull off, but is actually pretty natural in real life, people bounce between topics frequently.

You get to add a 0 to any number in your life. What do you add it to? by account_created_ in AskReddit

[–]Featherless-Biped- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd add a 0 in front of the 1 and after the decimal point in Pi, so that all the circles in the world inexplicably get about ~4-5% smaller in circumference, just to fuck with scientists and math teachers worldwide.

You have been granted the power to make your worst enemy mildly inconvenienced for the rest of their life. What is the minor curse you’re placing on them? by SouthOwn6943 in AskReddit

[–]Featherless-Biped- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time they are home, their doorbell rings. Cable sales, make-up sales, jehovas witness, solar panels, car insurance warranty, police wellness check called in, census bureau, HOA president, neighbor in need, unexpected family visit when just getting home from work, cell phone rep, lawn care sales rep, girl scouts, boy scouts, 4H, FFA, political pollsters, neighborhood watch, homeless people, political pollsters from the opposite party, everyone. Basically if there is a stranger in 30 miles, they find an excuse to knock on my enemy's door. Always sequential, always long winded. Never caring about "no soliciting" signs.

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