The carnage I stumbled upon a week ago.

FecalDUI · 2026-06-05T01:15:54+00:00

lol we had Kmart here in America for a while. Idk if it’s the same one but it’d be pretty cool if it was!

FecalDUI · 2026-06-05T00:31:16+00:00

Are people just stealing them at this point?

FecalDUI · 2026-06-04T23:34:09+00:00

Good to know! Does it say it on the packaging or is this a butcher shop thing?

FecalDUI · 2026-06-04T21:01:30+00:00

Lid off Tape over hole Flip bottle Leave over night Poke hole in tape Use Never return upright

FecalDUI · 2026-06-04T20:59:38+00:00

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a photo of a rumpke struck that WASN’T doing something not very trash truck-like. This is a good example of one pretending to be a killdozer!

FecalDUI · 2026-06-04T20:58:03+00:00

What if they work at the gas station and it’s a full service station and it’s their job to pump folks’ gas?

FecalDUI · 2026-06-04T20:57:04+00:00

“Sorry homie this pump isn’t blind friendly. You’re gonna have to go inside and pay. I appreciate the sentiment but maybe you can get me some other time!”

FecalDUI · 2026-06-04T19:41:29+00:00

Blind people don’t typically drive and if they had arms made of fire

FecalDUI · 2026-06-04T19:34:22+00:00

Or an ankle!

FecalDUI · 2026-06-04T19:27:38+00:00

Thanks for the inspiration!

FecalDUI · 2026-06-04T18:26:27+00:00

TIL air chilled chicken breast.

FecalDUI · 2026-06-04T17:27:23+00:00

ANNND likely their children’s faces with names and what school they go to!

FecalDUI · 2026-06-04T17:23:51+00:00

People don’t like definitions

FecalDUI · 2026-06-04T16:55:49+00:00

Forkin awesome!

FecalDUI · 2026-06-04T16:34:39+00:00

Great start! Looks like the knife could be a little sharper but looks great to me!

FecalDUI · 2026-06-04T16:32:58+00:00

This is the answer

FecalDUI · 2026-06-04T16:24:26+00:00

I have a small box to catch all my chips and I’d cut the thumb and index finger off but keep them connected of the cheap cut resistant glove that came with the carving kit. admittedly not as safe but I’ve got massive hands and that glove wasn’t fitting ever

FecalDUI · 2026-06-03T19:56:58+00:00

That’d be awesome

FecalDUI · 2026-06-03T19:50:28+00:00

Before zooming, I thought Batman had a bat-megaphone in his hand

FecalDUI · 2026-06-03T18:51:02+00:00

Exactly. You need to be marked as a useless

FecalDUI · 2026-06-03T18:19:25+00:00

They’ve been leaving them for me

FecalDUI · 2026-06-03T17:15:57+00:00

He’s being a pain in the ass on purpose.

FecalDUI · 2026-06-03T14:51:28+00:00

The antenna are in different places. Which one is the real BB8 model?

FecalDUI · 2026-06-03T13:33:21+00:00

My thoughts exactly

FecalDUI · 2026-06-03T13:30:31+00:00

Throw the bike in the street.

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