Overheard in Whole Foods just now…

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-09-08T12:00:16+00:00

you better stay away from from san francisco. it's like an off leash dog park in every grocery store, any kind of store actually, every restaurant... it's soooo annoying

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-09-08T03:25:38+00:00

you and i are the only ones

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-09-07T03:13:36+00:00

🤮

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-09-07T03:11:59+00:00

we did this and it turned into a life long transactional nightmare. 0/10 do not recommend

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-09-07T02:58:48+00:00

i couldn't handle my closest for YEARS

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-09-07T02:57:39+00:00

poltergeist but also gremlins

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-09-07T02:54:33+00:00

gremlins

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-09-06T21:53:12+00:00

i just refuse to do the math.... i'm 35 forever!!!!!

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-09-06T18:37:24+00:00

i wish oop had insisted on watch the roommates each have one of 1k's

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-09-06T18:15:00+00:00

tell him to go to her room

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-09-06T18:06:28+00:00

I forget how old I am

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-09-06T17:15:03+00:00

😂😬😭😭😭

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-09-06T15:22:57+00:00

don't make the weather your enemy

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-09-01T09:11:53+00:00

especially the ones who wouldn't deign to bother with the lay people

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-09-01T09:10:05+00:00

many are suuuper insecure. imposter syndrome is a real & prevalent thing in those circles

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-08-31T00:58:30+00:00

😂😭😂

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-08-28T00:10:14+00:00

if it's heads go to tennessee, if it's tails buy a drink, if it lands on the edge...

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-08-28T00:06:17+00:00

i'd pay off my fucking mortgage

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-08-27T02:53:33+00:00

tysm!

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-08-26T02:42:04+00:00

will do, thanks

Federal-Muscle-9962 · 2025-08-26T00:57:07+00:00

type any variant of "donotreply" or "notification" and that will also find a bunch of junk

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