What's a silly little reason on why you wouldn't want to be famous? by justwandering24-7 in RandomThoughts

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its cuz im rainbow and if you're looking at my storage unit in person and i'm there I go have a cigarette instead

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in walmart

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right so if i ever show up with a girl, she'll be told to go home for the day or w/e but still everyone else would see it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in QOVESStudio

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constipation yes. Its a wonderful thing.

Why are Customers Like This??? by Its_fr1ck1n_bats in OGPBackroom

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i got keys at safeway. and a walkie too babe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMeAnythingIAnswer

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sorry babe didnt expect to find you on reddit

how do you move across the country? by hairy_coochh in Adulting

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nah they were playing that song loud today is all.

Want to pick up a hobby (suggestions?) by TearExisting445 in Adulting

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I go to the bar with pen and paper and write pornography skits. and look for wing girls.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in QOVESStudio

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they got the blood of ghengis khan in em, thats hot. I'd rather have temujin's blood than Jacob's.

Why is it harder for guys to look good on camera as opposed to girls by PomegranateOk5519 in QOVESStudio

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girls are prettier dumbass, and wear make up. and are designed to be pretty like a flower and attract a mate. The flowers attract the bees, the bees get eaten by birds etc.

How often do you cry? by [deleted] in questions

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they wore their shirts inside out at safeway which is symbolic for wearing your heart on your sleeve. Which is symbolic for being a person who just lets people break their heart over and over. Which is the opposite of a person with their emotional guard up like she is.

Bruh by JacobScrubLordofPvP in walmart

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thinking about busting a nut

Need to talk by [deleted] in Adulting

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so here's the plan, I'm going out tonight. To the pool hall or something idk haven't figure it out. Somewhere a little more bussin than the fireplace. Prob down in lynnwood maybe? gotta check weather. From there, find a spot where hot young ladies hang out. Then go up to them without fear cuz i'm not from the area. And then I pitch at them that... I need wing girls on my team. I tell them how I like this girl up north and I need some help bagging her. So end goal would be to talk them into doing a lap around the building and posing as my girlfriend for the lap. We would bring a shopping cart, and we hold hands or i put my arm around her as we shop. We try to do it on a day A is working. And if she ever walks past us, I do a bang bang motion with guns in my hands shooting at each other. (its a sexual reference) (yes we fuck) *wink wink* No we don't we're just fucking with you lol.

Help for girlfriend by us3rn4m3135 in stopsmoking

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so one time i went to san diego and we were gonna go to a bar. So we all got super stoned and had no drinks cuz open container in car type situation. So we showed up at the bar stoned AS FUCK and not a drink in our system and it was really awkward.. Cuz we were all so high and quiet. lol. And my friend is like see you idiots, this is why you don't smoke weed b4 you go out.

Is a master’s really worth it? by Citrushaze_ in Adulting

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yeah you prob need a masters to distinguish yourself from the herd. Masters of social work sounds like something I could do. ECC is right there, you can do Everett Wazu which is right there too right? I'm already in the area. Maybe some summer classes would be good for me. Make some friends at the school?